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Quote of the Week - Week of January 2nd

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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

Abbott Elementary -
1. Janine: "Tariq is my boyfriend of over 10 years, and he's been a music artist since we were in high school. Clearly he's very very good. Um, all of his TikToks go viral, which nowadays is the true mark of a great musician."
2. Janine: "How do you and Barbara stop yourselves from caring too much if that's the thing?" Mrs. Schemmenti: "It's the opposite. We care so much we refuse to burn out. If we burn out who's here for these kids? That's why you gotta take care of yourself."
3. Greg: "Thank you for your help earlier Mrs.Howard. I feel like a better communicator." Mrs. Howard: "Well if you're gonna keep doing this job awkward interactions come with it. So you gotta learn to say what you need to get what you want." (Folie-lex)

Chicago Med -
1. Halstead: "So we're cool?" Hammer: "Yeah, we're cool. Umm...Hey the device rep, Jessa- did you sleep with her to get the information you needed?" Halstead: "No. Absolutely not." Hammer: "Good." (I loved this scene because Will and Stevie have this unspoken sexual tension between then and it makes it seem like maybe Stevie was worried or even a bit jealous/upset at the idea that he may have slept with Jessa. -Joanna Makinson)
2. Marcel: "Look I should have run PD by you before making the switch. You're right, it was a Hail Mary and it could have ended badly. And I get it if after today you want to drop me from the team." Blake: "I am not dropping you Crockett! Strangle you maybe...the truth is I believe in you. Hell, I even like you. Maybe that's because you piss me off." Marcel: "Thank you... I guess." (I think the relationship between these two is hilarious and there is such an odd dynamic because Marcel has had romantic dabblings with both Blake and her daughter (eek). - Joanna Makinson)

Chicago PD -
1. Voight: "You guys got married." Jay: "Yeah, we did." Kevin: "What the hell? Congratulations." Hailey: "Guys, we got work to do."
2. Adam: "Mak, is Teddy a teacher from school?" Makayla: "No, he's the man who waits by the fence for me. Only ever wants to talk to me."
3. Alanah: "His name is Theo Morris. He's Makayla's uncle on her paternal side." Kim: "Oh, Jesus." Alanah: "It hasn't reached my desk yet, but he's filed a petition for full custody." (Jessica C)

Home Economics -
1. Marina: "Tom finally felt flush enough to replace his old watch." Tom: "Waterproof up to 100 meters. So, yeah, won't be taking this bad boy off in the shower." Denise: "Wow. Even your happy things are sad."
2. Denise: "And Ima let you know, that I met someone." Sarah: "You met someone?" Denise: "Yeah. A doctor. Her name's Elizabeth, and she is so smart, and so funny, and athletic and she's just so cool." Sarah: "Wow, okay. That... she sounds great. So, um, just to be clear, you're leaving me?"
3. Tom: "This is kind of a complicated grown up thing." Marina: "We had to make a decision so we decided to separate baby sock piles into two and for every reason we decided one way we'd put a sock in this pile and for the other way, that pile." Camila: "What's that one by itself for?" Tom: "Oh, this one is just, uh... well it's kinda because daddy felt guilty about not being able to tell 100% of the truth." Camila: "You mean lying." Tom: "Um... well I wouldn't say... that's... I didn't say lying. Because it's not... technically... lying... but... if you... I guess if you look at the... definition of..." Marina: "Okay. Uuuum. Camila, can you give us a minute, and please stop silently judging us." (Folie-lex)

Magnum PI
1. Magnum: "You can keep searching for something you're never gonna find. Or you can have what's been right here in front of you the whole time." Higgins: "...Sod it. This is a dream, isn't it? I'm dreaming right now."
2. Magnum: "If you serve the papers for us, I will pay my bar tab in full by closing tonight." Rick: "Well, that is one hell of an offer, my friend. Let me just make sure I have all the deal points straight. So, I take my valuable time to help you serve this summons. In exchange for doing you this favour, you pay me back the money that you already owe me?" Magnum: "Yes. But think about how long it'll take for me to pay you back otherwise." Rick: "...Deal."
3. Mason: "Her name was Kate. My sister. She helped run the family farm while I went away to school. I guess I never thought it was fair that, uh... I got a degree and she got cancer. So I promiced myself that I would do everything I could to hold Polaris accountable for what they did to her." Emily: "Well, you accomplished that. So, what's next?" Mason: "I don't know. But I do know that there's nothing waiting for me on the mainland. Which is why I was thinking of staying in Hawaii for a while. See how I like it here. I'm really glad that you decided to track me down, Emily." Emily: "Yeah. Me too." (Folie-lex)

The Rookie -

1. Lucy: "Levi Lincoln? Why does that name sound familiar? Oh, wait! Uh... that millionaire who killed his wife." Harper: "Yeah, that narrows it down less than you'd think."
2. Harper: "I hate this prison." Nolan: "Are there prisons you don't hate?" Harper: "All the ones I haven't almost died in."
3. Lucy: "Think about it this way. Kojo is just like... well I mean he's kind of just like Tim. He's big, gruff, a whole lot of bark, but, you know underneath all of it he's a... he's a sweetheart." (Folie-lex)

The Wonder Years -
1. Adult!Dean: "It started out as fights about clothes. Then makeup. Then curfew. Pretty soon it felt like they were fighting about everything. My dad understoof this was a typical pattern for girls and their moms. Unfortunately, I didn't." Dean: "This is so crazy. They argue so much 'cause they're just alike."
2. Bill: "Young lady as long as you're in this house you'll do as your mother and I say." Kim: "And I say Lads and Ladies is a classist organization that only exists to reinforce the patriarchy." Bill: "Those are some mighty good SAT words for someone who don't want to go to college."
3. Adult!Dean: "I didn't understand why at the time, but Mama looked nervous. Dad noticed too, but him being a man in the 1960s he didn't know exactly what to say either, so he went with his old standby." Bill: "Uh, you look very pretty sweetie." (Folie-lex)

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