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Quote of the Week - Weeks of October 18th and 25th

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

 

American Housewife -
1. Katie: "Tricking is a major part of any long term relationship."
2. Trip: "Love, like math, it doesn't always make sense. Like English, it doesn't always make sense. Like science, it doesn't make sense at all. But difference is love doesn't have to make sense, because it's not something that you learn. There's no stupid quiz you have to pass. 'Cause love is making up words in Scrabble, and yelling 'swipe' or 'no swiping' together. It's something that you feel, and I feel it. Now and forever."
3. Cooper: "I didn't know what it meant to be a part of a family, until I met you guys. You're warm and messy and loud and you drink tap water which is just like drinking out of the toilet." Katie: "Ew." Oliver: "Move on to your next point." Cooper: "You let me into your home and made me a part of all that. And I'll always be grateful. I love you guys." Oliver: "Dude?" Cooper: "Dude." Oliver: "Duuuude." Cooper: "Dude." Katie: "Enough."  (Folie-lex)
 
Star Trek: Discovery -
1. [Last season Georgiou helped save the ship and crew by killing the dastardly Leland. But it seems that she didn’t clean her uniform up that well afterwards.] Tilly: "Um, you have some, um, Leland on your shoes." Georgiou: "Someone had to make sure he was dead."
2. [Stamets wants to go back to work right after being awakened from a healing coma, but his partner CMO Culber knows It’s way too soon.] Culber: "I’ll tell you what. I’ll let you go back to work if you can spell, ‘My partner brought me out of a coma and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.' Spell it. "
3. Georgiou: "Bureaucracy is where fun goes to die." (KathM)
 
Superstore -
1. Amy: "Some good news...-" Sandra: "Oh my God! You're pregnant!" Dina: "Jesus, Amy! Again?!" Amy: "No!" Justine: "Is it Adam's?" Amy: "What?! No!" Jonah: "Why would it be Adam's?" Glenn: "It's usually Adam's."
2. Jonah: "You see what we did wrong guys? If you wanted to be protected by corporate you should have been merchandise."
3. Mateo: "Well the one good thing about being relentelessly exposed to this virus is that we're all doing it together... no one tell Justine we're here!" (Folie-lex) 
 
This Is Us -

1. Madison: "I free you from your, kind of sweet, kind of bizarre Jerry-Maguire-at-the-U-Haul, what-if marriage proposal that you made after we thought I killed one of our babies by falling over a suitcase. Aaaand... scene." Kevin: "Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna take it back." Madison: "Kevin." Kevin: "Unless you want me to take it back." Madison: "I mean, I'm not gonna make you take it back, unless you wanna take it back." Kevin: "Well... there you have it." Madison: "What?" Kevin: "I... I have no idea. I've no idea." Madison: "Sounds like us." (Folie-lex)
 

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