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2. Lola: "You don't get to be glib about this. In the theater, the curtain drops, and people get to go back to their own lives. Hayley Halliwell doesn't get to do that. Now neither does your client. This is a place where people come after something horrible has happened - to find out the truth."
3. Lola: "Your friend lets his third grader watch coverage of a murder trial?" Mark: "Calm down. She probably thought you were someone from Harry Potter." (Raina)
2. Maggie: “I can see the future. It’s not my old powers coming back. It’s a new one, foresight. Wait, she’s in the house now?” Abigail: “Shouldn’t you have seen that coming?”
3. Abigail: “Hunter, Parker - I was smarter than both of them combined. The patriarchy is still alive and well in the demon world.” Macy: “So tear it down.” Abigail: “I’m working on it.” (Dahne)
2. Eddie: “Mom hates Chestnut because Dad didn’t listen to her about gardening.” Jessica: “It’s bigger than that. It took him so long to find his new path. I don’t want him to give up on something he was so excited about.”
3. Trent: “We’re gonna have to send a rescue team to get this guy out of your dad’s ass.” (Dahne)
1. Nancy: “I have too many dead women in my life.” (Dahne)
3. George: “Do not Nancy Drew this up for us.” (Prpleight and Dahne)
1. Patient: “Keep Christ in your heart and your kidney cause I ain’t asking nothing from you.”
2. Kaye: “Now is the time to do right, Dr. Goodwin. This isn’t in my hands or yours.” (Donna Cromeans)
3. Arthur: “I have tight pants and a big hat with a long feather.” Ginny: “You’ve got all that but you don’t have food in your house?” Arthur: “No, I’m single.” (Dahne)
2. CB: “Look, we made a mistake. How can we make it right?” Parent: “By turning our scared children back into the disrespectful teenage jerks we know and love.”
3. Mellor: “Now that you’re Mom Julie, I gotta go back to being Coach Rick only.” Julie: “You can’t go back. Look, Toby has never had a dad. He idealizes you.” Mellor: “Maybe I could be his Gym Dad?” Julie: “That’s not a thing.” Mellor: “It is in here.” Julie: “Just because you softly point to your heart doesn’t mean it suddenly makes sense.” (Dahne)
1. Douglas: “We’re back from the Halloween that will be referred to in court as ‘the day I should have said something.’ “
2. Douglas: “Okay, good news, Rory. Mystery solved. My kids did all this.” Rory: “How is that good news? You do realize you’re living with psychopaths?” Douglas: “When you say it like that, it is upsetting. Not sure about the one on the right.”
3. Rory: “Uh, not so fast, Mom and Angie.” Graham: “Rory and I have something to say to you.” Rory: “We’ve decided that we’re big kids now and we can handle Halloween without you.” Graham: “We”re telling you in front of other people so you won’t make a scene.” Poppy: “Okay.” Angie: “Yeah.” Rory: “Okay, bye, Mom. Don’t have a meltdown.” Graham: “See you later. You’ll be fine.” (Dahne)
1. Miles: “So what vault is our friend heading for?” Petey: “I didn’t ask and he wouldn’t have told me. Obvi.” Miles: “Obvi?” Petey: “Teenage granddaughter.”
2. Grey: “Everything that I did or tried to do was to protect him. Don’t you see that? And to protect you.” Dex: “I don’t know who you are, Grey. I don’t know who you are anymore.” Grey: “If I left out anything about me or my past, if there’s anything I didn’t tell you...Look, I should have just told you, alright?” Dex: “If there’s anything else you want to say, anything else you want to tell me, you better tell me right now.” Grey: “I’m sorry.”
3. Tookie: “Portland needs me. There shall be no restaurant. A truck is where I began and a truck is where I shall remain.” Dex: “Two shalls. Sounds definitive.” (Dahne)
1. Alex: “I remember you telling me once that true character reveals itself in time of hardship and I know who you really are.”