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Quote of the Week - Week of April 15

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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

The Americans -
1. Oleg: “One thing I did learn here: they are not crazy. We can make peace with them. Now may be the best chance we can ever get. That's why I am here.” (DarkUFO)
2. Elizabeth: “He loves me, he loves you, but somewhere...something got lost. This work can get to be too much for people. Even the best ones. I'm so proud of you, Paige. Really proud.” (DarkUFO)

Bull -
1. Bull: “Helping this woman will not change the fact that I did nothing to help my own sister.” Marissa: “It’s true. You failed at being God. You are responsible for everyone and everything.” Bull: “Just indulge me. Let me wallow in my own self-pity.” Marissa: “You know what, Jason? Your sister was an adult. She made her own decisions, her own choices about who to be with, and nothing you could have done would have changed that. You loved her and that is really your only obligation as a brother. As for our client, you can only do what you can do. She’s giving you very little to work with. Get some sleep. Tomorrow is gonna come whether we’re ready for it or not.”
2. Bull: “This thing’s gonna go one of two ways. Either it’s all been one big, bad dream and you’re about to become a free woman, in which case I’m gonna take you for a walk because walking is very good for pregnant women. You know, my sister taught me that. Or...if for some reason things don’t...go our way in there...well, you’re not rid of me ‘cause we’re just gonna appeal the living daylights out of this thing. I mean you are gonna be so sick of me.” Kate: “Not possible.” Bull: “You’ll see. I’m very unusual. I’m actually an acquired dislike.”
3. Benny: “Like I said, I’m your guy, but I need you to know that I don’t have a lot to work with and I just don’t want to let you down.”

Criminal Minds -
1. JJ: “Your rational is telling you that and that part’s right. I also know there is a part of you that you don’t show anyone, and that part of you is trying to figure out why did Spencer Reid get out of his prison. You know, when Quinn didn’t. The answer is family, this family, how we fought to get you out of there. The same way we fought to save Prentiss from Mr. Scratch. We fought to save this team from getting shut down. And now, family will help us figure out what we’re missing.”
2. Tara: “Typical cult. You know you think it’s a cast of thousands, when really it’s just 4 wackos sitting around in the dark.”
3. Garcia: “He bought a warehouse on the edge of the district. Not the kind of place I’d go to church, but ideal if human sacrifice is your thing.”

Fear the Walking Dead -
1. Morgan: “I lose people, and then I lose myself.” (Eve)

The Flash -
1. Iris West-Allen: “I remember you asking me what I was willing to do for my husband. How about I show you?”

For the People -
1. Roger Gunn: “People get hurt in these operations. Maybe we could send Seth…” (Luana)
2. Arturo: “It doesn't make sense! 165M/H winds don't make sense. Burying your child doesn't make sense. What happened to my country, to my family, to me, doesn't make sense. It won't. It can't. I know you want this to be all simple and clear, but it isn't. That's not the world I live in. It's ugly and messy and full of terrible choices, and I made some that I wish you could understand, but just looking at you I can tell you can't.” (Luana)

iZombie -
1. Ravi: “Let’s ease into the splattered brain talk next time.” Clive: “Oh, is that where we went wrong? I thought it was when their Scandinavian He-Men boyfriends showed up.”
2. Chase: “Major is the new vice-president of getting stuff done, which means he outranks any of you because...well, he gets stuff done.”
3. Peyton: “You hate warm weather and This Is Us.” Clive: “Yeah, it’s emotionally manipulative. Fine, I’ll go. You’re emotionally manipulative.”

LA to Vegas -
1. Ronnie: “I’m just trying to put my best foot forward.” Bernard: “Honey I get it, but this ain’t your foot. A linguine tour? That’s not you. I mean, look, this whole list is written on an old Taco Bell receipt. A 10:00 am Taco Bell receipt.” Ronnie: “They serve breakfast now, Bernard.”
2. Artem: “You can’t spell party without Arty.”
3. Ronnie: “Jackpot’s official position is ‘You do you. We’ve seen worse.’ “

Lethal Weapon -
1. Judge: “So by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may escort the bride to booking.”
2. Riggs: “Look Molly, Jake’s got himself in some real trouble. You just need to prepare yourself that it’s not gonna end well.” Molly: “Well you just make sure that it ends well for you, okay? Cause as I said I plan on being able to be mad at you for a long time. Months, years.” Riggs: “You may never get over it.” Molly: “I hope not.”
3. Avery: “Roger Murtaugh, in the 20+ years that I’ve known you, the happiest I have ever seen you were the days your children were born.” Roger: “Really?” Avery: “Don’t you think the world will be a better place with another little Murtaugh running around?” Roger: “We do have good genes.”

Living Biblically -
1. Chip: “I’m trying to do the biblical thing by showing my friend hospitality but…” Leslie: “...but I haven’t had privacy for days and frankly Mama likes to air dry. Is that a weird thing to tell a priest?” Gene: “That’s a weird thing to tell anybody.”
2. Vince: “Speaking of One Direction, why don’t you mosey off that way.”
3. Chip: “Come on, you know Jesus would have let Gil stay with him.” Leslie: “Yeah, because there was no Mrs. Jesus to tell him it was a bad idea.”

The Terror -
1. Dr. Stanley: “Fine. Go with the girl. And don't forget to invite us all to the wedding.” Dr. Goodsir: “Has anyone ever invited you to a wedding, Dr. Stanley?” (DarkUFO)
2. Francis: “I'll put a bullet in my head before I drink gin.” (DarkUFO)
3. Francis: “I hope you live long enough to sell your dictionary, Dr. Goodsir. I hope I live long enough to buy it.” (DarkUFO)

Timeless -
1. JKF, after being told that he will be President someday: “President of what?” Lucy: “Of the United States.” JFK: “Was I a good President?” Lucy: “One of the greatest!” (Claire)
2. Agent Christopher to Lucy: "If you were my daughter, I'd be so proud." (Bex)
3. Wyatt: "I’ll see you round the bunker, babydoll." Lucy: "See you round the bunker, sweetheart." (Bex)
3. Jessica: "This time travel stuff really messes with your head." (Bex)

1. Chet: “You crossed a line.” Quinn: “Suddenly there’s a line?” (Eve)

The Walking Dead -
1. Rick: “Have mercy prevail over my wrath.” (DarkUFO)
2. Rick: “We're not gonna kill you, we're not gonna hurt you. You're gonna rot in a cell.” (DarkUFO)
3. Negan: “We are cleaning house today, Rick!” (DarkUFO)

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