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Quote of the Week - Week of Jan. 1

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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. Since there hasn’t been a lot of TV in the last few weeks, here’s our favorite quotes for the month so far. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

Agents of SHIELD -
1. Fitz: "You know, I realized something. The universe can't stop us. Cause we have crossed galaxies, we have traveled through time, we have survived the bottom of the Atlantic just so we could be together. Now a love like that, that is stronger than any curse. You and I, we are unstoppable together. I don't want to live another day without you. So Jemma Simmons, will you marry me?" (Emmaline)
2. Daisy: “How is Fitz even here?” Jemma: “I don't know! He just showed up out of nowhere with his own spaceship.” Daisy: “It's a baller move. Not to mention the whole bounty-hunter look he's rocking.” Jemma: “I still prefer him in cardigans.” (Samantha)
3. Fitz: “Also, um, just to say, I did propose earlier. When Kasius had your hearing turned off.” Jemma: “Oh, of course you did.” Fitz: “No, I seriously, I did.” (Samantha)

Bull -
1. Bull: “You’re not being disloyal or unfaithful by telling the truth about what happened. It only feels like love because you didn’t know what other box to put it in. When you’re ready to fight for your life, give me a call, but don’t wait too long. Justice is impatient.”
2. Benny: “She is no attorney. She is a piranha with a license to practice law.”
3. Benny: “Terrific. We’ve got a guilty client, an impossible lawyer, and about a half dozen unproven theories with which to defend her. Sounds like a dream come true.”

Fresh Off the Boat -
1. Jessica: “Just to throw it out there, yellow is also a sexless baby color, but it’s like a sunflower instead of the fires of hell. Just to throw it out there, but whatever you want. Let’s do yellow.”
2. Fay: “She’s here because I asked her to be here. You’re here because the idea of me raising a baby without your input drives you nuts.” Honey: “It drives me nuts because your ideas are crazy. I don’t understand. What daughter doesn’t want her mother’s help?” Honey: “I would love your help, but you’re not trying to help. You’re trying to control.”
3. Karen: “I first talked to you because I saw your X-Files shirt. I love that show.” Eddie: “I thought it is was going to be about Malcolm X, but it turned out to be a great romantic, sci-fi mystery.”

The Goldbergs -
1. Virginia: “Is your mom home?” Barry: “Your kind is not welcome in my home. So beat it!” Beverly: “No, no, I'm here. I'm here. What's wrong?” Essie: “There is a huge snowstorm upstate. All the roads are closed.” Barry: “And so is this conversation.” (Samantha)
2. Erica: “Dad, I need your stupid mower!” Murray: “Now you want to mow the grass? It's the middle of winter! It's about to snow!” Erica: “It has nothing to do with mowing!” Murray: “Then why do you need it?” Erica: “It's a whole freaking thing! Just stop asking questions!” Murray: “Oh, I'll ask questions, alright!” Erica: “Dammit, I'm in college! I shouldn't even have to ask to use the stupid gardening equipment!” Murray: “When I'm done soaking this toe, I'm going to go in the garage, and so help me, if that lawn mower's missing, it's curtains for you! Curtains!” Erica: “Well, good luck catching me with that swollen Cheeto toe!” (Samantha)

LA to Vegas -
1. Colin: “Vodka, scotch, tequila - it’s like you’re hosting the Olympics in your liver.” Ronnie: “Oh yeah well, Russia’s in the lead but Mexico’s coming on strong.”
2. Bernard: “You are great at this job. You speak these people’s language.” Ronnie: “I don’t want to speak their language. I want to speak French or Italian or whatever accent Madonna’s faking right now.” Bernard: “You leave Madonna out of this.”
3. Dave: “...And besides my job isn’t just about flying the plane. It’s about connecting with the passengers.” Armin: “Connect with us by not crashing the plane.”

Lethal Weapon -
1. Riggs: “Look, you had a raw deal. I get it, alright, but it happens. Look. Where you start in this world is not where you end up.” Ty: “People like you love to say stuff like that, man.” Riggs: “I bet I’ve spent more time in group homes than you ever will. You know you’re not the only kid to grow up without a family. I didn’t have a family then and I don’t have a family now. But you know what I do have? I have a job I love and I got a little place down at the beach. If you don’t want that, then maybe I can’t help you.”
2. Riggs (to therapist): “Look at that. We fixed me. Alright, I’m out of here”
3. Bowman: “Captain, uhh...question for you. You know Riggs better than I do.” Avery: “God, I hate questions that start like that.”

The Middle -
1. Sean: “You need to know something. I like Sue. I’ve liked her for a long time. I know you don’t like your friends dating your sister, but I’m through being a nice guy. I don’t know if she likes me or doesn’t like me. But I’m not giving up. It may not happen tonight, but it’s going to happen.” ~FINALLY, Sean! (Claire)

Runaways -
1. Eiffel: “You want one? The water polo team will be there, in case you're looking to diversify.” Gert: “We'll take five tickets, you hateful b**.” (Samantha)
2. Karolina: “I've just wanted to do that for a really long time, and after tonight, I didn't know if I'd get the chance.” (Samantha)
3. Jonah: “If you question my leadership in any way, the consequences shall be severe. So, let me ask you again. Where are your children?” (Samantha)

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