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Quote of the Week - Weeks of March 14 and 21

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

Chicago PD -

1. Andre: "So we take one criminal off the street and just create another? I'm not sure that's a victory."
2. Kevin: "This job is hard. Especially when you're trying to do right. The more you care, it actually gets harder."
3. Kevin: "There's not an easy answer to this problem. But us being here is a part of that solution." (Jessica C)
 
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier -

1. Sam: “A sorcerer is a wizard without a hat.”
2. Sam: “Every time something gets better for one group, it gets worse for another.”
3. Sam: “Symbols are nothing without the women and men that give them meaning.” (KathM)
4. Bucky: "Why'd you give up that shield?" Sam: "Why are you making such a big deal out of something that has nothing to do with you?" Bucky: "Steve believed in you. He trusted you. He gave you that shield for a reason. That shields, that is... that is everything he stood for, that is his legacy. He gave you that shield and you threw is away like it was nothing." Sam: "Alright, shut up." Bucky: "So maybe he was wrong about you, and if he was wrong about you then he was wrong about me." Sam: "... You finished?" Bucky: "Yeah." Sam: "Alright, good. Maybe this is something you or Steve will never understand, but can you accept that I did what thought was right?" (Folie-lex)
 
Good Girls -

1. Ruby: "This is Detroit, not Mesopotamia."
2. Beth: "Are you smurfing me?" (Jessica C)
 
 
 
 
NCIS -

1. Gibbs: "Tell the truth."
2. Kasie: "Oh, she kind of named herself. I mean, look at that face. Obviously a Lucy."
3. Leon: "In that case, I have no choice but to suspend you...Indefinitely." (Jessica C)
 
 
 
Resident Alien -
1. Asta: "Well that part of you is still human. I just touched your penis." Harry: "I do not mind it it feels good." Asta: "Stop talking."
2. [Dan opens the door and sees full on Alien-Harry.] Asta: "Hey Dad." Dan: "Hell no!"
3. Sahar: "Oh, looks like aliens are also put off by strong women."
4. Sahar: "It could be any of the agencies, but it's probably the Men in Black. It's a top-secret agency that monitors alien activity on earth." Max: "But they don't always wear black and they're not only men.
Kerry: Then why do they call them Men in Black." Sahar: "Because it's a lot cooler than calling them people in clothes. Duh."
5. Harry: "My people are not a costume." Asta: "Welcome to my world." (Prpleight) 
 
Superstore -
1. Jonah: "We just... we... we keep trying to show everybody that we're the perfect store, and... and the truth is we're not. Okay? We're... we're just us. But we're here every single day. When it rains, when it snows, when it... when it tornadoes. When there's a plague and you're all safe at home, except for when you come here to cough, we're here, just... just tiring to get you what you need, and... and all we want is to keep doing that."
2. Garrett: "Attention shoppers, please bring your final purchases to check-out because this store is about to close... forever. On behalf of everyone here at Cloud 9 I'd just like to say: Buh-byeeeeeee!!... Sorry, that shouldn't be the last thing I say... 20 years of announcements. I mean, I'm not a sentimental guy, that's not my thing. But it did just occur to me that this is... this is the end. I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s a job. If jobs were fun, they wouldn’t pay us to do it. But occasionally there were moments that weren’t so bad. And for whatever reason, those are the only things I can remember right now. You know, most jobs suck 99% of the time. So you really… really gotta enjoy those moments that don’t. Those bits of fun you have during downtime. Or an interesting conversation with a coworker. Or something happens that you can laugh about later. Or you do something that you’re actually proud of. If you’re lucky, maybe you even get to be friends with a coworker or two along the way. Not sure what else you could want in a job. At any rate, thank you for shopping with us. Cloud 9 is now closed." (Folie-lex) 

What Else We're Watching

Major Crimes -
1. Rusty: "Buzz, uh, fixed the camera on my laptop." Visiting Agent Shea: "Buzz? Really? Hey, when's the moon landing Buzz?" Buzz [sarcastically]: "Wow I've never heard that before." Agent Shea: "Yeah, but it's still funny though, right?" (Prpleight)
 
 
Nancy Drew - 2.0
1. Tamura [after Ace steals an evidence bone and a prisoner Nancy visited escapes]: “You and your friends, we’re gonna have a real ‘Come to Jesus’ when this is over.” Ace: “‘Come to Jesus?’ The man had a bar mitzvah. Pick a lane.”
2. AJ [contemplating murder to end his curse]: “For 44 years I let the worst kind of monsters destroy me, every single day. I’m through.” Nancy: “You think that this ends your suffering? Because it doesn’t. I think it’ll be worse. You can’t avoid the monster when it’s you. You are not a monster; you’re a survivor, so give me the matches.” (Dahne)
 
New Tricks -
1. Brian: "I'm struggling to distill what happened to me this morning down into under 140 characters." Gerry: "Characters?" Brian: "Yeah, letters and spaces." Gerry: "What are you talking about?" Brian: "Twitter." Gerry: "Oh, god." Brian: "There's a countdown thing. Tells you how many characters you've got left. Turns red when you get under 10. It's quite intimidating." Jack: "Brian! I've been listening to you all morning an I can sum up what you have achieved in six characters. 'Sod all.'" Brian: "Seven. You forgot the space." (Prpleight)
 
Veronica Mars - 2.13
1. Veronica: "Slushies! Get your ice-cold, frozen... sugar water..." Logan: "You had me at 'ice cold.'" Veronica: "What's your poison?" Logan: "Oh, emotionally unavailable women. Let's see, uh... I want something that suits my mood." Veronica: "Ooh, I'm sorry, we're all out of liquid evil."
2. Mrs. Hauser: "In less than three minutes, Veronica Mars has lost all the senior trip money." Veronica: "Is that a record?"