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Quote of the Week - Week of May 24





A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the SpoilerTV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.



Agents of SHIELD -
1. Daisy: "Yeah, I mean, I wish that I could hold on to a husband. But for some reason, whenever they give me lip, they just end up with broken ribs. Now move or a gal like me will knock out a guy like you in front of people like them.” (Jamie)




The Baker and the Beauty -
1. Mari: “Mi amor, do you realize that right now you are my favourite son in the family?” Mateo: “When you put it that way, it gets me scared for all of us.” (Folie-lex)
2. Noa: “Can’t things just be simple between us, Dad? Why didn’t you just ask for help?” Gideon: “Bug, everyone parents in their own way, and I think one day, you’ll appreciate the way I am. And in any case at least I knew enough to get the hell out of your life and let Lewis take care of you.” Noa: “Don’t you dare compare yourself to him.” (Folie-lex)
3. Noa, toLewis: “I’m much more your daughter than I am his.” (Folie-lex)



Broke -
1. Jackie: “I mean you’ll have to be around a bunch of delusional parents who think their kids are brilliant artists, when, obviously, my kid is the only brilliant artist.” Luis: “Yes, Sammy’s painting of a cow on a boat was inspired.” Jackie: “A cow? I thought that was a spotted dog.” Luis: “That is what makes it great art.” (Folie-lex)
2. Javier: “I just hate that your sister is angry at me... again. Probably because I didn’t listen to her... again. I’ll apologize.” Lizzie: “That is one thing I love about you. You always do the right thing after you do the wrong thing.” (Folie-lex)
3. Jackie: “Sammy loves Javi for the same reasons that we all love Javi: because he cares and he is fun and he is here and you are not. That’s why I want sole custody. You’re not a co-parent and I’m tired of pretending like you are.” (Folie-lex)
4. Javier: “You love me?” Jackie: “You’re my brother-in-law. I have to love you.” Javier: “No you don’t. May I please have a hug?” Jackie: “If you must.” Javier: “I must!” (Folie-lex)



Legends of Tomorrow -
1. Nate: "I got an audition to play Robin Hood in Arrow, a show about a vigilante." Zari: "Sounds dumb." (Jamie)
2. Behrad: "A diva is the female version of a hustler." (Jamie)




Man with a Plan -
1. Andi: “We’ve all been together a long time.” Adam: “Yeah. It’s like a marriage, but not this marriage. No, no, no. Every moment with you is a gift.” Andi: “Uh-huh.” (Folie-lex)
2. Adam: “Well, we feel the same way, but we didn’t go behind your backs. We just talked about it behind your backs!” (Folie-lex)
3. Don: “They don’t watch TV. They talk to each other.” Bev: “Sounds like they’re in a cult.” (Folie-lex)



Siren -
1. Ben: “How much have you told the government about what's going on?” Maeda: “The President's been briefed.” Ben: “You told him who she is?” Maeda: “He knows she's a terrorist, that's all.” Anderson: “Don't need him tweeting this sh**.” ~~~The Pacific coast is under attack by an angry mermaid who was captured and trained by the Russians. (Prpleight)



Vida -
1. Eddy: “Carnala, they called me a gender queer, and an elder.” Rocky: “What the f***?” Eddy: “And they throw around the word “queer” like nothing. When did that become okay?” Rocky: “Don’t they know when we grew up, those were fighting words?” (Folie-lex)
2. Nico: “I walked myself into this.” Emma: “Shiny objects.” Nico: “Yeah, the shiniest.” (Folie-lex)
3. Emma: “That space is the definition of gentrification, and yet you do nothing. Shame on you, for attacking hardworking neighbourhood people, while you let big bad corporate move in on your watch, you f*** cowards. What? You too chicken sh** to fight the real fight? You should be ashamed of yourselves.” (Folie-lex)



What We Do in the Shadows -
1. Nandor: “Thankfully, Benjy has returned, and Benjy is the best familiar I’ve ever had. So everything will be okay-A.” Guillermo: “A-okay.” Nandor: “O-A-kay.” Guillermo: “A-okay.” Nandor: “As I said.” (Folie-lex)
2. Nandor” “Like all humans approaching death, Benjy is mostly interested in ‘jolf.’ “ (Folie-lex)


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