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Quote of the Week - Week of April 14

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the SpoilerTV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

The Big Bang Theory -
1. Sheldon: "Is the Ph between 7.2 and 7.8?" Bebe: "Yes." Sheldon: "Is the water drained and replaced after each use?" Bebe: "Yes." Sheldon: "Is the saline level 30%?" Bebe: "Yes." Sheldon: "Does your filtration system use ultraviolet light to kill bacteria?" Bebe: "Yes." Sheldon: "I don't need to get in; I'm relaxed already." (Prpleight)
2. Sheldon: "I'm sorry. I know you're upset but I don't know how to make it better." ~Yeah! It was Sheldon who said that. (Prpleight)
3. Amy: "You were right about this Nobel Prize being bigger than I am, and you were right that, like it or not, I am a role model. But you are wrong to keep me on the sidelines. I am smart, I'm capable, and I can make a difference." Ms. Davis: "Well said. You make a strong case." Amy: "Damn right, 'cause I'm a strong woman wearing a strong man's deodorant!" (Prpleight and Julia)
4. Amy, about a sensory deprivation tank: “We could both use a break. Come on, I'll do it with you.” Sheldon: “Okay, but not in the same tank. I already shared a uterus with my twin sister. I don't need to go through that again.” (Julia)
5. Howard: “Maybe I just miss the freedom I had as a younger man.” Bernadette: “What freedom? You lived with your mother. You had a curfew.” Howard: “It wasn't a curfew; it was just a time of night where if I got home after that, she would be mad.” (Julia)
6. Penny: “Hey, how about a massage?” Sheldon: “No, the only person who touches me is my wife.” Amy: “And even I have to let him smell my hand first.” (Julia)

Dynasty -
1. Glo: “What motivates me to write is being here in the real world with real people.” Fallon: “We can hire real people to hang out in the cottage. How many do you want? 20. 100. A bus.” (Marko)

Game of Thrones -
1. Sansa: "What do dragons eat anyway?" Daenerys: "Whatever they want." (Naomi)
2. Tyrion: “The last time we spoke was at Joffrey’s wedding. A miserable affair.” Sansa: “It had its moments.” (Lindsey)
3. Sansa: "Cersei told you her army was coming north to fight for you?" Tyrion: "She did." Sansa: "And you believed her?" Tyrion: "She has something to live for now. I believe she wants to survive." Sansa: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Lindsey)
4. Cersei: "You want a whore? Buy one. You want a queen? Earn her." (Lindsey)
5. Bronn, about the Lannisters: "That f*** family." (Lindsey)
6. Gendry: “I always knew you were just another rich girl.” Arya: “You don’t know any other rich girls.” (Lindsey)

Gone -
1. Kick: “You’re gonna love the breakfast I make you.” Noah: “No, no, I love raw eggs and green mystery stuff as much as the next guy, but how ‘bout I make breakfast. See I like to use actual food. You know food...uh, protein powder in its natural state.”
2. Noah (waking up with Kick’s dog in bed instead of her): “Dude, you looked totally different at the club.”

In the Dark -
1. Max: “What if I wanted something more than casual?” Murphy: “Then go hang out with the other lesbians in this house.” (Marko)
2. Student: “What’s it like? (being Blind)” Murphy: “Boring and annoying. Imagine if you could only judge people by their personalities.” Student 2: “I wouldn’t like anyone.” Murphy: “Ding ding ding.” (Marko)

Roswell, New Mexico -
1. Kyle: "I thought Isobel was the psychic and you were the Jedi?" Alex: "Jedis are psychic." Kyle: "I've never actually seen Star Trek." Alex: "Oh, my God." (Prpleight)

Superstore -
1. Dina: “I'd like to meet your mother and shove you back inside her.” (Mads)
2. Mateo: “So she's all, ‘No, the nice girl from the Bradley Cooper movie,’ and I'm like, ‘That is Lady Gaga.’ " Cheyenne: “Your grandma's such a basic b**.” (Mads)
3. Mateo: “My mom texted me a funny bitmoji. It's her jumping out of a pumpkin.” Amy: “For Easter?” Mateo: “Mm-hmm. That's how Filipinos celebrate Easter.” (Mads)

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