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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the SpoilerTV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

Bull -
1. Taylor: “I’ve already discussed money and benefits and hours with Marissa.” Bull: “Hours? We don’t do hours.” Taylor: “I do, but I promise you, you and your company will be the second most important thing in my life. Second. That’s all I have to offer and I’m offering it to you.” Bull: “Sold.”
2. Bull: “I’m not gonna drop dead from a sip of whiskey.” Marissa: “You don’t know that. I might kill you.”
3. Cable’s Mom, Ellen: “I don’t suppose you’ve ever lost a child, Dr. Bull. Make it hurt.” Bull: “I’m sure gonna try.”

The Cool Kids -
1. Margaret: “Wait a minute. You’re not out to your son? How could he not know?” Hank: “I see the struggle that you’re having there, Margaret. It’s a struggle that we’ve all had ourselves. Now what we’ve landed on - and no offense Sid - is, that boy’s just not bright.”
2. Hank: “Can’t you just pass me, man?” Doctor: “Sorry. I took an oath.” Hank: “What if I gave you $200.” Doctor: “Works for me.” Charlie: “What about your precious oath?” Doctor: “I oath the bank 100 grand in student loans.”
3. Doctor: “You guys were trying to cheat on the eye exam? Well neither of you will be getting a lollipop.”

Fresh Off the Boat -
1. Jessica: “No idea what they’re doing.” Louis: “No idea, but neither did we.” Jessica: “And our kids turned out pretty great because we always had each other’s back even if it was behind each other’s back.”
2. Louis: “Because one false move and the house gets egged. Sure, we could clean it all up but the shame will last for years.”
3. Jessica: “So the fact that we were so bad made you feel better about also being so bad?”

God Friended Me -
1. Rakesh: “Hope you burn in hell? That’s a mixed message for an atheist.”
2. Isaac: “Why do you two care about this so much anyway?” Ray: “Because they’re annoying people, but they do grow on you.”
3. Ray: “You two make a good team. It’s more rare than you think.”

The Good Place -
1. Eleanor: “I will literally see all of you in hell.” Jason: “Not if I see you first!” (Mads)
2. Chidi: “I'm going to eat all this chili or die trying.” (Mads)
3. Lawyer: “It just seems a bit odd to transfer the totality of your account, 131,000,000 British pounds, to this person. A man who is so flagrantly ignoring the ‘one lollipop per customer’ rule.” Jason: “No. I walked out and back in each time, so I'm different customers.” (Mads)

The Haunting of Hill House -
1. Luke: “Who do you think did this?” Hugh: “Well, if I'm honest, none of us. But you probably knew that already, didn't you?” (DarkUFO)
2. Hugh: “She was worried about a lot more than Luke.” Steven: “Like what?” Hugh: “She said the bent-neck lady was back.” (DarkUFO)
3. Steven: “Nelly's dead.” Luke: “How?” Steven: “It was suicide.” Luke: “No, it wasn't.” (DarkUFO)

How to Get Away with Murder -
1. Annalise: “Come here. Come here. Shhh. This is not my decision. It’s all you. You’re allowed to feel nothing, all right? Forget all of this and where you are. Or we...we can find him. All right? I’ll be here either way, whatever you want. I’m here, okay? I’m here.”
2. Annalise: “You know what I’m trying to change the damn world here. Literally. I’m Martin Luther Damn King trying to blow up the entire justice system.” Connor: “And I’m trying to help you do that. Ask anyone out there. I wrote up that motion for the judge. Me.” Annalise: “No, you’re bringing me your little b** boy problems just like everyone else out there. You want me to save the world and be nice at the same time. Well that’s not me, and shame on you if you haven’t figured that out yet. Mr. Maddox, you’re now my second chair.”

Last Man Standing -
1. Mike: “And there’s the day we all get the cr** scared out of us by blood-sucking vampires, Tax Day. Of course, Halloween can also be scary. In fact, many of us, it taps into our deepest, deepest, darkest fears - other people’s children coming to our house. If you’re like me, you’d actually prefer zombies.”
2. Mike: “If you don’t want demons at your door, don’t give them the good stuff. I’m telling you, Satan hates candy corn,”
3. George: “I thought this was just a storage room. I didn’t realize it was a gateway to hell. You should have put up a sign or something.”

Manifest -
1. Olive: “Dad, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that I called Danny instead of you. I just, I didn't want you to…” Ben: “I know, I know.” Olive: “No, you don't. Because you don't know what a total screw up I am. And Danny knows I'm a mess, but you still see me as this sweet 10-year-old little girl, and I'm not. I'm so not her anymore.” Ben: “No. No, in some ways you're this whole new person. And you know what, I really love this whole new person.” (Aimee)
2. Grace: “I want you to be half of this parenting team. I cannot do it alone, but neither can you. Trust me, you have no idea what we've been through with her.” Ben: "We, meaning you and Danny?” Grace: “Ben, you weren't here.” Ben: “I am now! And neither one of you seem to be able to let this guy go! But maybe it's not fair for me to ask you to.” (Aimee)

Murphy Brown -
1. Jim: “You do not have to give equal time to a man who says that Tom Hanks runs a shadow government!” (Claire)
2. Murphy to Shannon: “Truth? I’m surprised that you can use that word without bursting into flames.” ~rhymes with Bannon (Claire)
3. Murphy to Shannon: “You’re an old, white guy afraid of losing his place at the table.” ~I think this quote sums up the USA’s last few, very bleak years. I love how this show is giving us Americans, who still value what our country has been and can be again when Trump is gone, a voice...and it’s so funny, too! (Claire)

1. Pride to La Salle: “You can handle this alone, but you don’t have to." ~The sense of family is so real with this crew. (Kelly)
2. Pride to Chris: “Look, I didn’t survive 3 bullets to push paper around. I’m here because of my family and that’s you.” (Dahne)
3. Hannah: “I’m gonna try the impossible and convince a teenager she’s wrong.”
4. Sebastian: “Yeah well, I’ve seen Jaws a million times. Never gonna unsee this.”

Raven’s Home -
1. Levi: "It's never normal here." ~This is such an understatement for this show. (Prpleight)
2. Nia: "This is a nightmare. I was supposed to take Miles to the carnival and now if I don't show up with him my friends are going to keep calling him [air-quotes] ‘Miles’." Levi: "Why are you telling me?" Nia: “Well,'re the only one I know is still you.” (Prpleight)

Riverdale -
1. Cheryl: “You can't discriminate against someone because they're better looking than you.” (Mads)
2. Betty: “What caused the blue lips?” Coroner: “The cyanide was mixed into a sugary drink called Freshade, blueberry flavored. There’s something dimly familiar about this. If you had asked me before if I thought this was murder or suicide, I’m not sure what it is. But, whatever it is, it is darker than what happened to Jason Blossom or with The Black Hood. No, what we’re looking at here, I believe, is the true face of evil.” (Mads)

SEAL Team -
1. Clay: "I've never dealt with this [death] when it had to do with someone's wife. We don't do this." ~What I didn't expect from the episode was how hard a non-combat death would hit the rest of the team. One example of how the writing has improved this season. (Prpleight)
2. Jason: "I need you back on Bravo Team, if you're okay with that." Ray: "Well, you already know the answer. I been waiting to roll with you six months." Jason: "Yeah, well, the thing is I won't be there. What you see here, two beautiful kids. What I see, I see the only parent they have left. I'm standing down." Ray: "Just for this mission? Not forever?" Jason: "I don't know." ~I was so worried they were going to make Jason a guy I couldn't root for. This moment put me at ease. (Prpleight)
3. Emma: "You've never stayed behind. Not ever. Not for anyone." Jason: "Well, this time, this time I am." Emma: “I thought for sure you were leaving.” Jason: "So did I." (Prpleight)

Single Parents -
1. Douglas: “Hey, your kid is amazing and sensitive and makes me a card every time I get a kidney stone. Plus, you want to know the truth. We would like to think that there is some direct line between what we do and how our kids turn out, but you know what, it’s a cr** shoot. We do what we can and who they end up becoming is up to them.” Angie: “Wait. So you’re telling me I can do whatever I want as a parent and it doesn’t matter whatsoever.” Douglas: “Not exactly the take away I was hoping for, but whatever makes you feel better.”
2. Poppy, staring at Will’s stress baking: “Will, please tell me that you have drugs or something in these because that would be less crazy than what I’m looking at.”
3. Angie: “You’re a weirdly cute baby. I don’t like it. I don’t trust it. I’m not gonna pick you up. Night, chubster. See you in hell.”

Superstore -
1. Dina: “Listen to me, you rejected American Girl doll.” (Mads)
2. Jonah: “Hey, Dina. Uh I was just looking for this um, Del Taco receipt for 12 tacos.” Dina: “You must have been very hungry. No judgement.” (Mads)
3. Jonah: “I don't appreciate you trashing me and laughing behind my back.” Amy: “I never laugh at you Jonah. You never say anything funny.” (Mads)

The Walking Dead -
1. Negan: “That's a real pretty picture you paint there, Rick. When do I get to see it.” Rick: “Never. You're gonna die behind these bars, you know that.” (DarkUFO)
2. Maggie: “Some people can be redeemed, and others can't.” (DarkUFO)
3. Rick: “It was a hard day, hardest we've had in a while. A man lost his arm, projects behind schedule, people were at each other’s throats. Thing is though as bad as it was, when the day was done, they came together. Not all of them, but enough. They chose to be together. You see what I'm getting at? No matter what happens, it's human nature to come together. That's just what we do.” (DarkUFO)

Young Sheldon -
1. Missy: “My dad does football with my older brother, so they’re like a team and my mom and Meemaw spend all their time fussing over Sheldon so they’re like a team too.” Dr. Thorpe: “So no one’s on your team?” Missy: “Nope. It’s just me.”
2. George: “Missy won that round.” Sturgis: “It’s actually not a contest, George.” George: “This is Texas. Everything’s a contest.”

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