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Quote of the Week - September 24th, 2017

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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

The Blacklist - 
1. Aram (to Liz): "By the way, Mr. Cooper told us about you and Mr. Reddington. Most people are happy to have a lawyer in the family. You've got a master criminal. How cool is that?" (Milo M-J)

Criminal Minds - 
1. Emily: "Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words. You know what those two words were? Wheels up.  It saved my life when I wasn't sure I was gonna make it because it reminded me that you were out there fighting, so take your rest You've earned it But when we get back, wheels up, Matt." Matt: "Wheels up, Emily." Emily: "Wheels up, Tara." Tara: "Wheels up." JJ: "Wheels up." Garcia: "Wheels up." Luke: "Wheels up." Rossi: "Damn right, wheels up!" Reid: "Wheels up." (Samantha Benjamin)

The Good Doctor - 
1. Shaun: “Why were you rude to me when we first met then nicer to me the second time we met and now you want to be my friend? Which time was it that you were pretending?”
2. Aaron: “Aren’t we judged by how we treat people? I don’t mean as doctors. I mean as people. Especially those who don’t have the same advantages that we have. We hire Shaun and we give hope to those people with limitations that those limitations are not what they think they are. That they do have a shot! We hire Shaun and we make this hospital better for it. We hire Shaun and we are better people for it.”
3. Shaun: “I saw a lot of surgeons in medical school. You’re much better than them. I have a lot to learn from you. You’re very arrogant. Do you think that helps you be a good surgeon? Does it hurt you as a person? Is it worth it?” (Nirat Anop)
4. Shaun: "The day that the rain smelled like ice cream, my bunny went to heaven in front of my eyes. The day that the copper pipes in the old building smelled like burnt food, my brother went to heaven in front of my eyes. I couldn’t save them. It’s sad. Neither one had the chance to become an adult. They should have become adults. They should have had children of their own and loved those children and I want to make that possible for other people. And I want to make a lot of money so that I can have a television." Aaron: "Letting things get personal is how we make it matter." (Justyna K)

The Good Place - 
1. Michael: "Jason figured it out?! Jason?! This is a real low point… Yeah, this one hurts." (Luana Arturi, Prpleight, and Justyna K)
2. Mindy St. Claire: "I’ve written every plan you’ve ever come up with." Eleanor: "Physically attack Michael, seduce Michael, make Michael think he’s the one in The Bad Place, catch that magic panda, use her powers…? Oh, I’m guessing that was Jason?"
3. Eleanor: "As my mom always used to say: 'If a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.'" Chidi: "…Your mom always said that?" (Luana Arturi)

Gotham - 

1. Barbara Kean: "It's Gotham, check for a pulse next time." (Jaz Schoone)

How to Get Away with Murder - 
1. Michaela Pratt: We have to use it to our advantage, get amazing internships and become the Michelle and... white Barack we were meant to be" (Jaz Schoone)

Lethal Weapon - 

1. Riggs: “You wouldn’t have been proud of the man I’d become, and I guess I just didn’t want you to see me that way. Truth be told I thought I’d be with you by now. That was the plan. I guess nothing turned out like we planned, did it.? So, I’ve got this new partner. Well he’s not new but new to you. And don’t get jealous, but he told me the other day that he loves me. The guy’s way too emotional. The worst part won’t let me die. So… you’d love him. I’m never going to stop missing you. I love you." (Prpleight)
2. Dr. Cahill: "The world's a better place with you in it." (Justyna K)

Outlander - 
1. Lord John: "You gave me my life all those years ago. Now I give you yours. I hope you use it well." Jamie: "Yer brother discharged that debt." Lord John: "For the sake of the family name. I discharge for the sake of my own."
2. Claire: "If you are still close enough to hear me, I did love you, very much." (DarthLocke)
3. Jamie: "I think perhaps the greatest burden lies in caring for those we cannot help, not in having no one for whom to care." (DarthLocke and Prpleight)

Speechless - 
1. Maya: "Alright, NO! Sorry. Darling, you don't get blame here. We will give get credit here, though. This whole ridiculous chase we are on, it's because of you. You've thought us to be spontaneous, to drop everything when it matters. You did it the first day you came, you did it yesterday. I'll tell you, it is my favorite of who we are. You make us, US!" (Marko Pekic and Samantha Benjamin)

Star Trek: Discovery - 
1. Burnham: "From my youth on Vulcan, I was raised to believe that service was my purpose. And I carried that conviction to Star Fleet. I dreamed of a day when I would command my own vessel and further the noble objectives of this great institution. My dream is over. The only ship I know in ruins. My crew... gone. My captain, my friend. I wanted to protect them from war, from the enemy. And we are at war and I am the enemy." (Milo M-J)

This Is Us - 
1. Beth Pearson: “If you really want to do this, if you really want to shake up our perfectly imperfect family let’s go in all the way. Let’s take in an older kid who no one else will take a chance on.”
2. Rebecca Pearson: “Get in the car.  Get in the car, Jack.  You are my husband, and I am your wife, and if you have a problem, we will fix it together.  I just need you to get in the car so we can go home. Come on, baby.  I need you to get in the car.  Everything’s going to be fine.  Jack, look at me.  A few months from now, everything will be back to normal.”
3. William Hill: “I loved you and I lost you and I advise you it was better than to never having loved at all…but now with more years, more time, more perspective I see things in a completely new way…it’s better to have loved and lost surely, but try not to lose it at all.” (Nirat Anop)
4. Kate [to Toby and Kevin]: "I'm a 37-year-old woman and I shouldn't need to be pushed or coddled. Not by a man, not by a husband, not by a brother, not by anyone."
5. Randall [to Beth]: "We're perfect, Beth. And I know this, you see, because I'm a perfectionist. So that's kind of my bag, you know? Been chasing after it my entire life. Perfection. And I fail and I fail and I fail, and the failure leads to self-doubt and self-loathing, and it's all of this other crap I got muddled up inside here. But when it comes to you and me, baby, there ain't nothing muddled there. We are perfect together. We re perfectly imperfect." (Kristie Bihn)

Will & Grace - 
1. Grace: "I'm so busy, what can I do that's low effort and high impact?" Will: "Fart in an elevator?" Grace: "That was not me! That is fake news." (Marko Pekic)
2. Karen: "What's going on? What's happening? Who won the election?" Will & Grace: "Your guy!" Karen: "I had the craziest dream. You were there, and you were there. [to Jack] You weren't." Jack: "Hello, Grace, I was just giving you full adorable, and you missed it!" Karen: "In the dream, Will was living with a swarthy man in uniform, and Grace was married to a Jew doctor." Will: "Yeah, well, we were. But we're single now." Karen: "That tracks. What happened to the children you had who grew up and got married to each other?" Will: "That never happened." Karen: "Oh, what a relief! Nobody wants to see you two raise kids!" Jack: "Yeah, I mean, what would be funny about that?" (Samantha Benjamin)
3. Will: "I still don't get how you got us in here." Jack: "My pals at the Secret Service." Will: "You don't know anybody in the Secret Service." Jack: "Of course I do. Everybody in the Secret Service is gay, you know that." Will: "Why do you say things like that?" Jack: "Because it's true. Who better to read a room?" (Kristie Bihn)
4. Karen [voicemail]: "Honey, it's your assistant, Anastasia Beaverhausen. I have to tell you about my conversation with Melania. You know, the wife of your president? By the way, I signed your name to his birthday card, BYYEEEEE!"
5. Karen: "Yeah, Melania called me last night after one of her night terrors. She said the hubster's been pouting cause his office is a real dump. So I says to her, I says, 'Melanio, have I got a decorator for you!' and she says, 'Is she pretty?' and I says, "Not a threat.'"

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