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Quote of the Week - February 14th through February 20th, 2016

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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.




Agent Carter - 
1. Whitney Frost: “Without Isodyne where would you be? Would you be scrubbing toilets? Shining shoes for a living? Has there ever been a day when you felt like a real man in this country? I simply want to change things for people like us. People that have been ignored, held back.”
2. Dottie: “Your idealism blinds you Peggy and it will kill us all.”
3. Peggy: “I never intended to encourage the affections of two quality suitors. It simply happened.” Jarvis: “You underestimate your allure, Ms. Carter. I'm not in the least surprised.”
4. Daniel: “Sometimes you have to put your faith in others to get the job done.”


American Crime - 
1. Anne: “It doesn't matter what they do I'm not giving up on you.”
2. Anne: “Are you asking me because you care or because you're looking for something to write about?”
3. Dan: “I’m not defending, you’ve got me out there attacking. Meanwhile, you’ve got this way of saying nothing. I feels like your swimming and the rest of us are sinking a little deeper.”
4. Leyland Receptionist: “Taylor, I have to say, I thought you got a… I thought the school could have handled your situation better, I see things, hear things sometimes, and I just think you deserve better, than how you were treated. A lot of us do.”


Arrow - 
1. Felicity: "I knew we should have had Slade Wilson do the party planning."






Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 
1. Jake: "It's time to get these mice out of their hice. Gah, that was lame. Life is meaningless and we're all going to die. Mouses out of their houses! Yes, I am the greatest! Every breath is a gift. Sorry about the roller coaster."
2. Holt: "A very important, very high profile celebrity was robbed within our vicinity." Jake: "What celebrity is it, sir? Is it a Chris? Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? Brown? Cross? Is it a non-Chris?"
3. Rosa: "STAB ME! STAB ME! DO IT! JUST DO IT!" Amy: "Rosa?" Rosa: "I'M PSYCHING MYSELF UP. [...] DON'T LOOK AT THEM, LOOK AT ME! DO YOUR JOB! DRAIN MEEEEEE!"


Castle - 
1. Martha: "You're our favorite reality show"









CSI Cyber - 
1.  Andrew:  "Dead men can't marry."
2.  Stella:  "What the hell is this?"  Elijah:  "Invitation to our private after party.  Come on."
3.  Avery:  "Is this some new spin on identity fraud?"  DB:  "That's what I thought too but a stolen identity you can recover.  Currently there's no clear way to come back from the dead."


The Flash - 
1. Barry: “You may not have been struck by lightning over here like I was, but today you risked you life for someone else. That's a hero, Barry.”
2. Killer Frost: “Guess my heart is as cold as you thought after all.”
3. Earth-2 Barry: “And I’m sorry, fellas, but I demand to know what the heck is going on here, this instant.”
4. Cisco: “You just don’t want to hear it because it reminds you of someone you used to be. Trust me, I know that person very well.”

5. Cisco: "We need to find his lair." Wells: "Lair?" Cisco: "He’s a bad guy; I’m calling it a lair."
6. Earth-2 Barry: "Her names starts as Killer, this comes as a shock to you?"


Grey’s Anatomy - 
1. Meredith: “A terrible thing happened. I did get knocked around, but nobody died. And any day where nobody dies, that's a good day.”
2. Therapist: “Meredith, you were attacked in your own hospital, and you consider that small stuff?” Meredith: “Have you read my file?”
3. Arizona: “How do I look? Do I look hot?” Richard: “You're very hot. Now let's go.”



How to Get Away with Murder -
1.  Joyce:  "Hate won't win.  Don't you get that?"  Annalise:  "Well it just did.  Your boy's still dead."  Joyce:  "It might be easy for me to go through life hating Jason but that only destroys me and I want to feel better.  And my feelings are what's important here, not the DA's, not yours.  Mine because I lost my son.  Me.  And I don't want an eye for an eye."  Annalise:  "Oh I don't buy you…"  Joyce:  "I want to heal and I want Jason to heal and he's not doing that on death row.  So get over yourself and do your job."
2.  Michaela:  "If Catherine deserves to go to jail, then an actual murderer definitely does."  Annalise:  "Your guilt about Catherine is not about her.  It's about your feelings towards Caleb."  Michaela:  "No, it's about the fact that I actually have a conscious and don't tell me there's something wrong with that."
3.  Michaela:  "She hates us."  Connor:  "Good.  The feeling's mutual."

4. Asher: "What's shakin', bacon?" Oliver: "Oh, you know, just enjoying the morning with my two favourite guys." Asher: "Awww, you know what I have to say to that?" [Asher farts] Oliver: "Oh, come on." Connor: "Dude."
5. Wes: "You don't have to worry. I talked about my childhood to get her off my back. It worked." Asher: "Must have been nice, though, to talk to someone. I mean, we don't ever really do that. And I get it It's not like we need to be up each other's butts all the time. It's just I don't know. I thought maybe it'd be nice if we didn't lie to each other from now on." Laurel: "Who's lying to you?" Asher: "That I know of? Walsh. Connor: "What?" Asher: "I overheard you say you only hang out with me out of pity. Connor: "No, I-" Asher: "Don't lie, man." Connor: "Yeah, all right. Look, I said that, but I I just worry about you, is all." Asher: "Yeah, because you think I'm gonna snitch." Connor: "No. But, I mean, if you thought about it, I wouldn't blame you. After Sam, that's all I wanted to do. And the only reason I got through any of this was-" Michaela: "Us? Because we're all besties?" Connor: "No. Oliver." Michaela: "Awww." Connor: "Look, I'm just saying that we clearly don't have Annalise to look out for us anymore, so that's our job from now on." Michaela: "Okay, I'm gonna open the window to throw up now." Laurel: "Michaela." Michaela: "I'm allowed to be weirded out by this conversation." Laurel: "Why? 'Cause you're afraid to have feelings?" Michaela: "Around you people? Yes." Wes: "Why can't we count on Annalise anymore?" Connor: "Today she showed her true colors." Michaela: "Or we finally opened our eyes." Laurel: "She's sick. She just needs time to get better." Michaela: "She needs therapy." Connor: "We all need therapy." Asher: "No, we don't. 'Cause we gots each other. Right, Mr. Softy-Wofty?" Connor: "Okay, look, I only said that to make you feel better, so can we all just not talk for the rest of the ride, please?"
6. Frank [to Laurel]: "I killed Lila."

7. Annalise: “Show our colleagues that we need to stop blaming the defendants and start blaming ourselves for a system that tears apart families by incarcerating every man of color that steps foot in a courtroom and then we scold them for not raising their children right. I mean, let's end the cycle.”


Limitless - 
1. Brian: "Hear that? He said my team." Boyle: "I heard. He's just ignorant, that's all."
2. Boyle: "Was I sorry when I found out Finch had to go back to being a temp? To sitting in a cubicle filing papers all day? Yeah, my heard bled for him."
3. Brian [to Mike and Ike]: "Alright, we got work to do, boys."



Shades of Blue - 
1. Donne: "Hey. Perfect time to have an alpha male measuring contest with a Fed, really nice work." Woz: "Did you ever see the FBI brass show up at a department hearing? They lost an asset." Donnie: "Which means we move forward. I'll make the call. Congratulations, Woz. You almost got your rat."
2. Woz: "Sap, why couldn't you have just come to me? You know I would have protected you. You're my brother, my son...I loved you. So now, I need you to help me. I need you to give in, Sap. Let go, let go, so I don't have to kill you twice."
3. McManus: "I'm sorry about your man. I am." Woz: "Thank you." McManus: "But I'm trying to understand the sequence of events here." Woz: "It's pretty simple. His girlfriend tipped us off that Kovach might try to kidnap his son, so we acted." McManus: "Matt, you had half the city looking for him. Why didn't you call it in?" Woz: "Because the son of a bitch had a gun on his own kid. I had four officers on site two in the building, two on the ground." McManus: "Then how was Saperstein left to fight him alone?" Woz: "Saperstein made a split-second decision. He charged the suspect to free up the kid, and I grabbed the kid to safety. A man's instincts say a lot about the man, sir." Gail: "Despite his best efforts to conceal them." Assistant: "I'm sorry, sir. I tried to announce her." McManus: "Can you give me a minute? We have a bit of a crisis here. An officer's fighting for his life." Gail: "An officer the Bureau had under investigation." Woz: "Why don't you have a seat, Gail?" Donnie: "You two seem familiar." Woz: "She used to play in our sandbox. Former NYPD turned Fed." Gail: "Bigger castles, same grit in your shoes." Woz: "You here to tell us why you had a warrant on my guy?" McManus: "Let's keep it civil, Lieutenant." Woz: "I can be civil. I just want to know why Special Agent Baker here would ruin a man's career by putting his name on an FBI letterhead." Gail: "We had reason to believe that Detective Saperstein's life was in danger." Woz: "Did you think that up on the way over here?"


Suits - 
1. Harvey: "And I've got one more question: did you vow to remain faithful to Mr. Ross throughout your marriage?" Rachel: "Yes, I did." Harvey: "Yeah, then I guess when you cheated on him with Logan Sanders, it means you lied to him at that non-existent ceremony, just like you're lying to all of us right now."
2. Harvey: "Ladies and gentleman of the jury, you're gonna be hearing a lot of things over the next several days. But the truth is, this case is about nothing more than cold, hard-" Mike: "Innuendo."
3. Jessica: "I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but he's kicking your ass." Harvey: "And I'm about to kick back." Mike: "Are you two discussing something that defense should be made aware of?" Jessica: "Just talking about the Knicks."


Teen Wolf -
1.  Brett:  "Try not sucking."
2.  Stiles:  "How exactly have you been conning them into letting you stay here?"  Coach:  "I…uh, I have relapses.  It's…it's serious.  I've had seven of them."  Scott:  "So once a month?"  Coach:  "Yeah see every time they're just about to discharge me, I relapse."  Stiles:  "No one's noticed that pattern."  Coach:  " I have phenomenal health insurance so why don't you guys get the hell out of here.  I hate charity games.  They're meaningless."  Stiles:  "Yeah well I don't think the charities would agree."  Coach:  "What's it for this year?"  Scott:  "Cancer."  Coach:  "For or against?"  Stiles:  "Against.  Coach, deeply against."
3.  Malia:  "B**."  Desert Wolf:  "I prefer mom."
4.  Liam:  "Okay, why's the hellhound going to the school?"  Stiles:  "Cause he's got a yearning for higher education."

5. Stiles: "Coach you’re in rehab. You didn’t have a lobotomy." Coach: "I have a debilitating disease. It's called 'I'm not gonna take another arrow to my stomach phobia!'"


The Walking Dead - 
1. Rick: “I thought that after living behind these walls for so long, that maybe they couldn’t learn. But today, I saw what they could do, what we could do, if we work together. We’ll rebuild the walls. We’ll expand the walls. They’ll be more, there’s gotta be more. Everything Deanna was talking about was possible, it’s all possible, I see that now. When I was out there with them, it was over, when I knew we had this place again. I had this feeling. It took me a while to remember what it was, because I haven’t felt it since before I woke up in that hospital. I wanna show you the new world. I wanna make it a reality for you, please, Carl. Let me show you, please.”
2. Glenn: “The people you love, they made you who you are. They’re still part of you. If you stop being you, that last bit of them that’s still around inside - who you are, it’s gone.” “Who are those people to you?”



The X-Files -
1.  Miller:  "Hello, anybody down here?"  Scully:  "Nobody but the FBI's most unwanted.  I've been waiting 23 years to say that."  Mulder:  "How'd it feel?"  Scully:  "Pretty good."
2.  Mulder:  "I got you number from AD Walter Skinner, who sings your praises by the way."  Einstein:  "Yes, I helped him with his migraines which he claims are due to you."
3.  Mulder:  "Not a simpleton but a mugwump."  Einstein:  "I resent that characterization and I don't even know what it means."



Younger -
1.  Liza:  "Why is everyone so non-violent here?  We're not that far from New York."
2.  Gabe:  "I'm going full Deliverance.  I'm not bringing a tent, toothpaste, or toilet paper.  Just me, the music and the sky."  Liza:  "You know how that movie ends, right?"  Gabe:  "What movie?"
3.  Liza:  "Some Hunger Games tribute tried to take my charger and I hip checked her."
4.  Josh:  "I couldn't find any coffee.  It's coffee stout."  Liza:  "Great, morning beer."
5.  Liza:  "Oh I don't know.  Leaving here would be…amazing."






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