A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
1. Bob (the country pastor): "There's no need for Spanish. We all speak in the universal language of pain." (Tonya Papanikolas)
2. Charlotte: "Where are we gonna go?" Ray: "I'm thinking Alaska." Charlotte: "Alaska?" Ray: "It's cold - and Mexicans don't like the cold." (Tonya Papanikolas)
John Woods talking to a parent where his android son has joined a school. "Congratulations your daughter just become friends with a Toaster." (Sharon Seymour)
Dana to Lena : "Love will always be a stronger bond than blood." (Michael Pantoustier)
1. Tex: "I'm a bit of a Rolling Stone as you might imagine." Rachel: "A man your age, never married?" Tex: "A man my age?" (Laughs) Rachel: "Hit a soft spot, did I?" Tex: "Oh, I'm two percent body fat, honey. Ain't no soft spot to hit." (Tonya Papanikolas)
2. Slattery to El Toro: "So how is it that you made all your money? I'm guessing it wasn't ladies' handbags." (Tonya Papanikolas)
Kevin to Laurie: "Are they making you do this? You just... You don't... talk to me for 6 months, and then you just walk in here, into our house, and then you give me this? No! No! I'm your husband. We made fucking vows! You want this, this over? Then you fuckin' say it! You fuckin' say it! Not her! Say it! 'I want this over'. Fuckin' say it! You fuckin' say it, Laurie!" (Michael Pantoustier)
President: "The most fundamental human need is hope. We are wired for it. We cannot survive with it and today we have found it. Today we are truly one family. Thank you and may God bless the United States of America." (Dahne)
James: "That's why you got fired, Ellen. You don't play well with others." (Dahne)
Rose to Bill : "It's like there's a dark thing inside of me starving and every time I think about a boy or a man I can't stop till I have it. It's like no matter what my brain says, this other part. It's like, it's like, it's against me. It just wants and when it wants everything else just ... goes away." (Michael Pantoustier)
Josh: "Protective because I care and as long as you work for me and as long as we're friends, I'm going to watch out for you. I can't help that." Gabi: "I can deal with that." (Dahne)
Elliot: "Gabi, insults are a two-way street. If you don't react, there's no fun in it for me. Yolanda, you're humming." Yolanda: "Elliot, you're annoying." Elliot: "See that's how it works." (Dahne)
