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Modern Family - The Old Wagon - Best Quotes

Every week I'll post what I think were the best quotes and you can vote on your favorite, this episode was entitled "The Old Wagon". At the end of the season we'll compile a list of past winners to find the best quote.

Phil: "You can insult a lot of things about me, my hair, my voice, my balance board exercises but never insult my selling that crosses the line. Oh you don’t see that line, well that is because I just sold it".

Mitchell: "We are going to build a princess castle for Lilly. It is something that every father dreams about. And I fancy myself as a bit of a castle designer."

Cameron: "I am petrified to do this with Mitchell, he built a couple of theater sets in college and he thinks he knows everything about building."

Cameron: "If an accident does happen I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person."

Gloria: "In my culture mothers are very clingy to their sons, in fact the leading cause of death among Columbian women is when their son's get married. But I am not like that I just want my Manny to be happy."

Claire: "Oh that is the year your dad and I went to the Rose Bowl."
Luke: "Mom, you look really pretty.So what happened?"
Phil: "Well Lukie, everyone changes over times. Parts of your mom aren't what they used to be."
Luke: "I mean during the game."
Phil: "We got our butts kicked by Penn State. Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal."

Phil: "Well you can't be in sales and not remember people's names. Like the other day I meet this guy named Carl except for he had a Grateful Dead t-shirt on and what is a band like the Grateful Dead, Fish. Where do fish live? In the ocean. What else lives in the ocean? Coral. Hello, Corrraalll."

Luke: "Dad you can do this."
Phil: "Okay he looked like the drummer from Foreigner, a foreigner is from France, France rhymes with ants, ants ruin a picnic, what's up Nick?"

Phil: "Hey honey guess what? You're going to be eating some humble pie stuffed with a bit of crow and a big side of sorry. Because I just did, in your face girl with a negative tattoo."

Luke (when Claire walks away): "Wow, someone doesn't like to lose."

Jay: "That was my Vietnam and I was in Vietnam."

Cameron: "Pardon me, I prefer the Dijon Champaign to the plain yellow."

Mitchell: "I know I am not the handiest guy but I want to be able to look outside and say that there is a little bit of me in that princess castle."

Phil: "Wow this place has really changed. You know what that Starbucks used to be?"

Alex: "An orange grove."

Phil: "No it was a Burger King. You can see it in a bot of the architecture."

Phil (when their car rolls off a cliff): "I am just be realistic here but I think we are going to have to lower the asking price."

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