A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
ARROW, "Deathstroke", 2nd April, 2014
Virginia Fontana: Diggle "You letting the bad guys live this year is filling the jails up to capacity."
DarthLocke: Able Gideon "You intend me to be my own last supper?"
Able Gideon "How does one politely refuse a dish in circumstances such as these?"
Hannibal "One doesn't."
(After Gideon had eaten his pieces of 'meal'.)
Able Gideon "My compliments to the chef." also picked by diana mack and sandi
Hannibal "We have more reasons to do this than just funeral reasons."
HART OF DIXIE, "Carrying Your Love With Me", 4th April, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: George (As George wakes up to see Lemon at his bedside) "God, Lemon! Don't you ever knock?"
Lemon "I thought this would be more dramatic. Plus, I brought you breakfast and an amazing idea."
George "Next time bring me a deadbolt and some pajamas, please."
NCIS: LOS ANGELES, "Spoils of War", 1st April, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Sam (After luring the Taliban to them) "It worked. Here they come."
Callen "You say that like it's a bad thing."
DarthLocke: Robin Hood "What about this? Is this magical?"
Regina "Not exactly. But it is a liquid that can conjure courage, give strength, or even act as a love potion of sorts. It's called whiskey, and no, it's not magical... especially the next day."
Hook (bringing Jello) "I thought you could use some sustenance."
Neal "There's nothing like a green blob to get the appetite going."
Hook "Well, I gather it has great medicinal properties."
PERSON OF INTEREST, "Most Likely To...", 1st April, 2014
DarthLocke: Matthew "Remind me never to make you angry."
Sam "Likewise. Torturing Doug so he could confess, then making his death look like a suicide? That's plain artistry. But, uh, killing's not the answer."
Matthew "Killing's not the answer? That's the best you can do?"
Sam "I don't know. I've killed lots of people, but my friends keep telling me I'm wrong."
Shaw "Sorry to ruin your diabolical high school grudgefest, but chances are none of us are going to make it out of here alive."
REVENGE, "Addiction", 30th March, 2014
Virginia Fontana: Jack "The Emily Thorne I know can do anything."
pablozky21: Abby "You know what Olivia Pope would say?"
Olivia "What would Olivia Pope would say?"
Abby "You don't get to run. You are a gladiator. Gladiators don't run, they fight, they slay dragons, they wipe off the blood, they lick their wounds and they live to fight another day. You don't get to run"
I like that Abby gets to snap out Olivia of her depression, as a whole the gladiators are having much more to do and more screen time this season than the last one.
THE 100, "Earth Kills", 2nd April, 2014
pablozky21: Charlotte (to a dying Wells) "Every night I see you. Your father... he kills my parents and... and I see his face and... then I wake up an I see yours... And the nightmare never ends. The only way to make it end was to slay my demons. I had to."
This moment is very gripping, shocking, dark and absolutely everything The 100 should be. Things are moving along great.
THE MENTALIST, "Violets", 30th March, 2014
Virginia Fontana: Jane "He couldn't express his love to her in words, so...he did it a different way." also chosen by diana mack
sandi Treville "Athos was a loyal friend and a fine warrior"
Porthos "Great. He was a great warrior"
Treville "A great warrior"
Aramis "And a brilliant swordsman"
Treville (bites his tongue) "A great warrior, and a brilliant swordsman"
Porthos "He'd have liked that"
Aramis "He was considered handsome"
Porthos "Well, rugged I'd say..."
Treville (turning around) "May I continue!" (turns back and continues)
Porthos "Was a funeral strictly necessary?"
Aramis "Milady might be watching, we have to make it convincing"
Porthos "It's very emotional"
Aramis "There, there"
Porthos "One for all"
Porthos, Athos, Aramis & D'Artagnan "And all for one"