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Quote of the Week - August (so far)

29 Aug 2016

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For the last few weeks, there haven't been enough quotes to post so here's a compilation of the Spoiler TV team's favorite quotes in August so far. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

Dark Matter -
1. Computer: "Password Authentication required." 4: "Password?" Computer: "Incorrect." 4: "Sh**!" Computer: "Incorrect." (Prpleight)

Dead of Summer -
1. Amy Hughes: "How do you like my Jordaches now, b***?" (Marko Pekic)

Killjoys -
1. John: "Boobs are awesome. They’re like tactical weapons but squishy." (Prpleight)
2. Johnny: "I'm the little brother, remember? I'm genetically incapable of giving up on him." (Dahne)
3. Belle: "Why are you always chasing dragons?" Dutch: "Cause they're the ones with all the gold." (Dahne)
4. Pree: "I am not wearing my dying underwear today. You better get this box moving." (Dahne)

Major Crimes -
1. Rusty (asking Andy, an alcoholic, if it's safe to trust his addict mother): "How do you know when to give someone another chance?" Andy: "There’s no formula, but not giving people another chance sometimes hurts you more than them." (Prpleight)
2. Tao: "We keep our whole lives on our cells these days." Provenza: "Really? I only have phone numbers." Buzz: "And a few cat videos." (Prpleight)

Rizzoli & Isles -
1. Jane (when Maura is questioned about a marriage she kept secret): “It’s a police station, not The Jerry Springer show.” (Donna Chidley)

Suits -
1. Sean: "We got him, Harvey. The good guys won." Harvey: "Then I guess the next time you see me, I'm gonna be pretending to be outraged that you hadn't notified us of your new witness." Sean: "And I'll be pretending to be outraged at whatever BS you're trying to pull." Harvey: "Well, I'll try not to be too outrageous." Sean: "You do that." Harvey: "Thanks, Sean." Sean: "You're welcome, Harvey." (Laura Markus)
2. Sean: "What are you coming to me here for, Harvey, Sutter's 30 feet away." Harvey: "Relax. He thinks I'm making sure that you didn't pull another fast one with discovery. So as long as it looks like we're arguing, we're fine." Sean: "That's not gonna be a problem 'cause I got some news. Two seconds after you left, she put us on the docket. We go to trial in five days, and right now I don't have sh**." Harvey: "What do you want me to say, Sean? I'm already using what we did to shake the trees with his employees." Sean: "That's not good enough. So you need to go back to that prison and tell Mike that he better get me something and get it fast 'cause I didn't sell my soul last night to watch that bastard ride off into the sunset." (Laura Markus)
3. Louis: "Last night, I had the most amazing time with Tara. I know you're both picturing it involved fantastic sex." Gretchen: "Nope." Donna: "Not a bit." Louis: "In any event, Tara and I have a date on Friday night, and I'm hoping it ends with our souls merging as one." Gretchen: "And I'm out." Louis: "What? Why?" Gretchen: "Because I am a professional secretary, Louis. I'm not here to help you play hide the Litt with some strumpet." Louis: "She so doesn't get me." Donna: "You know what, Louis? She has a point." (Laura Markus)

About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, The 100, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, and co-hosts The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Currently, she writes a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."
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