The 15,000-square-foot house, located in L.A.’s Country Club Park, recently hit the market.
Some of the highlights:
Six bedrooms for making demon babies and losing your afterlife virginity
Five spacious bathrooms where mistresses can luxuriate and psychopaths can murder nurses
A Halloween party-ready grand ballroom — just be careful when bobbing for apples!
Tiffany stained glass windows to stylishly shield homeowners from nosy neighbors and leering, disfigured men
Six vintage-tile fireplaces with accompanying pokers (gently used)
A formal dining room, ideal for indulging in your hankering for raw brains
A large solarium in case the fertile soil in the background isn’t enough to satisfy your green thumb
The house is available for a mere $4.5 million.
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Read more at EW
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