Love finds Ed.
Ed makes the sweetest corn muffins for his family. What's his secret? His own corn crop.
“The stalks are almost touching the roof line. Drives my neighbor crazy.”
That neighbor being Rosemary Pernworth (Jean Smart), vice-president of Fleetridge Homeowner's Association, one overstressed undersexed lonely woman with a frown on her face and a stick up her ass. One wonders if Ed knowingly annoys her to get her attention.
Rosemary won't be bullied. She matches Ed's vulgarity word for word. - Hilarious. Let's see who has the last laugh when Ed decided to run against her for president of the Homeowner's Association. If that's the only way he can keep his corn.
Ed finds out all it took to relieve the tension between them was a pleasurable foot massage. Then he openly rubs her the wrong way by mocking her for being so uptight.
“He is not qualified! What do you say to that?”
“Foot rub, foot massage, foot sex.”
Meanwhile, Vince had a close encounter with one of his celebrity sex fantasies, a local news anchor who makes the news so sexy. When Vince finds out that she was a willing participant, with her irresistible news jargon, “I am Soledad Cho. Panties have the night off,” he couldn't go through with it. Whether Bonnie believes Vince or not, she reassures him that he has nothing to worry about. He is still number one on her list. As sure as Bonnie is his.
And what does Ed do, now that he is president of the Homeowner's Association. Anything he pleases, including kiss the acting vice-president.
“It's good to be prez.” (Right, Captain.)
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| As president, you have perks. |
