Changing the format around a little for this one, mostly because I don't want to watch the episode again and I have less time because of work right now. I've put story moving and emotional quotes together and put in my least favorite lines as a category instead of Quote Awards. Feel free to give your opinion about this new format below. I can go back to the original format for my last two episodes if people prefer it. Just let me know. Also attached are the last nomination forms for season 5. All of season 5 nominations close shortly. We will proceed to season 6 next time and finish nominations during the hiatus. The nominations will most likely be attached to the first set of polls we do similar to how we did it last summer when nominations began. Once all nominations have been tallied, we may have a run-off for the last quotes to make it into the contest but it should begin sometime in June.
Funny/Snarky quotes:
8. Crowley: "Naomi, darling…miss me?"7. Crowley: "How'd you figure it out?" Kevin: "Ah it started when they forgot the secret knock. Really it…it was the way they acted. I don't think on their best day Sam and Dean would go into own and get me a BBQ dinner. Not…not when there are leftover burritos in the fridge." Crowley: "So…my demons were too polite." Kevin: "Yeah."
6. Dean: "Come on man, it's me. Now it's wet me." Kevin; "You forgot the secret knock. What's the point of a secret knock if you don't use it."
5. Crowley: "Those guys aren't half bad." Brown Noser Demon (BND): "No sir. You chose well." Crowley: "Of course if I wasn't running everything, I could have played Dean myself."
4. Server: "I swear to God Lance, the guy just disappeared." Lance: "You on that crack again Perry?"
3. Dean: "They taught word of God at Stanford?"
2. Crowley: "This is the king."
1. Crowley: "I was born to direct."
Story-Moving/Emotional quotes:
8. Dean: "So you…get a ruffle in your feathers and just decide to disappear. Go stick your head in the sand forever? You've got no idea what's been going on out there." Metatron: "Nope, that's the whole point."7. Dean: "We thought we lost you kiddo." Kevin: "I'm good. Second half of the tablet and I got it. 3rd trial. I didn't tell Crowley."
6. Crowley: "You, Fake Sam. If you're going to tip our hand, I'll have to scrub Kevin's short term memory again and that's risky so watch the patois in there." FakeSam: "Patois?" Crowley: "Your slang. "Special K, nose to the Godstone." That's the way Dean speaks. Sam is…more basic, more sincere. Remember I want 2 distinct, authentic characterizations." Fake Sam: "Yes sir."
5. Crowley: "Hi C as. That's right Cas. I've got me an angel on the payroll. It's that kind of universe these days."
4. Crowley: "You think I can't make you tell?" Kevin: "I know you can't. And you do too." Crowley: "You know what? I've already won. I have the angel tablet, you little smudge and I've got deals and plans up the jacksie. I don't need you."
3. Kevin: "There's only one reason I wouldn't. Which means if you're watching this then I…then I'm…I'm dead. I'm dead you b***. So screw you, screw God, and everybody in between."
2. Kevin: "You know the Winchesters are up to the third trial. That they're going to shut the door on hell." Crowley: "I'm not worried kid." Kevin: "You have no idea what's on this demon tablet. Think of the power you could have gotten with this if you weren't running around like a chicken with its head cut off."
1. Crowley: "You like it? I had my R & D people melt down one of your angel blades. Cast it into bullets. Seems to do the trick." Naomi: "How dare you?" Crowley: "I'm the daringest devil you ever met luv."
Least Favorite Quotes:
9. Metatron: "I'm the scribe of God. I erased it." - Why not throw paint on it like earlier? Argh!
8. Cas: "How…how many times have you torn into my head and washed it clean." Naomi: "Frankly, too damn many. You're the famous spanner in the works. Honestly I think you came off the line with a crack in your chassis. You have never done what you were told, not completely. You don't even die right do you?" - There goes canon.
7. Naomi: "I'm just going to have to pull you apart aren't I?" - Did Amanda tick off Ben? Terrible lines!
6. Sam: "We're heading somewhere….the end." - Yeah right Sam. You've got at least 2 more seasons.
5. Cas: "In the words of a good friend, bite me." Naomi: "Oh we'll bite. Don't worry."
4. Cas: "We were supposed to be their shepherds, not their murderers." Naomi: "Not always Angel."
3. Everything about farting mules - 10 year old humor
2. Dean: "We should have moved him here." -Duh.
1. Miscellaneous - "Well if you talk to Garth…." "Garth still MIA?" "Garth says there's a good little place on the other side of town." - Garth mentions, need I say more
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The Great Escapist Quotes: I chose mostly off of the snarky list this time.
ReplyDelete10. Crowley: "Naomi, darling…miss me?"
9. Kevin: "You know the Winchesters are up to the third trial. That they're going to shut the door on hell." Crowley: "I'm not worried kid." Kevin: "You have no idea what's on this demon tablet. Think of the power you could have gotten with this if you weren't running around like a chicken with its head cut off."
8. Crowley: "You like it? I had my R & D people melt down one of your angel blades. Cast it into bullets. Seems to do the trick." Naomi: "How dare you?" Crowley: "I'm the daringest devil you ever met luv."
7. Crowley: "How'd you figure it out?" Kevin: "Ah it started when they forgot the secret knock. Really it…it was the way they acted. I don't think on their best day Sam and Dean would go into own and get me a BBQ dinner. Not…not when there are leftover burritos in the fridge." Crowley: "So…my demons were too polite." Kevin: "Yeah."
6. Dean: "Come on man, it's me. Now it's wet me." Kevin; "You forgot the secret knock. What's the point of a secret knock if you don't use it."
5. Crowley: "Those guys aren't half bad." Brown Noser Demon (BND): "No sir. You chose well." Crowley: "Of course if I wasn't running everything, I could have played Dean myself."
4. Server: "I swear to God Lance, the guy just disappeared." Lance: "You on that crack again Perry?"
3. Dean: "They taught word of God at Stanford?"
2. Crowley: "This is the king."
1. Crowley: "I was born to direct."
The Devil You Know Quotes: This one is Crowley at his best.
ReplyDelete10. Crowley: "They burnt down my house! They ate my tailor!"
9. Crowley: "Look, do the math yourself. If Lucifer wins, he'll turn this place into his kingdom. When the Morningstar cleans house, we all get the mop."
8. Dean: "Was that a hellhound?" Crowley: "I'd say yeah." Dean: "Why was that a hellhound?"
7. Bobby: "You're Crowley?" Crowley: "In the flesh…of a moderately successful literary agent out of New York."
6. Dean: "All those angels…all those demons…all those SoB's. They just don't get it do they, Sammy?" Sam: "No they don't, Dean." Dean: "You see Brady…we're the ones you shold be afraid of."
5. Brady: "You've screwed me…for eternity." Crowley: "Nah, won't last that long. Trust me."
4. Bobby: "Well far as I can tell, he's still heading east, do…head east I guess." Dean & Sam together: "East?" Dean: "Bobby, we're in West Nevada. East is practically all there is." Bobby: "Yeah well, you better get to drivin'"
3. Crowley: "Sam's not coming." Sam: "And why the hell not?" Crowley: "Because I don't like you, I don't trust you, and oh yes…you keep trying to kill me."
2. Bobby: "You know where Death is?" Crowley: "No, haven't the foggiest." Bobby: "Well then get the hell off my property before blast you so full of rock salt, you cr** margaritas."
1. Crowley: "Went over to a demons' nest. Had a little massacre. Must be losing my touch though. Let one of the little toads live. Ooops! Also might have given said toad the impression that you left your post last night because you and I are…..wait for it…..lovers in league against Satan."
Swan Song Quotes: I don't find this episode quite as quotable.
ReplyDelete10. Dean: "Adam, if you're in there somewhere, I'm sorry." Michael: "Adam isn't home right now." Dean: "Well then you're next on my list, Buttercup, but right now I need 5 minutes with him."
9. Lucifer: "Castiel, did you just Molotov my brother with holy fire?"
8. Bobby: "You just don't give up." Dean: "It's Sam."
7. Cas: "I just want you to understand, the only thing that you're going to see out there is Michael killing your brother." Dean: "well then I ain't gonna let him die alone."
6. Dean: "Sam, it's okay. It's okay. I'm here. I'm here. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you."
5. Chuck: "They could go anywhere or do anything. They drove 1,000 miles for an Ozzy show. 2 days for a Jayhawks game. And when it was clear, they'd park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars for hours…without saying a word. It never occurred to them that sure, maybe they never had a roof and four walls…but they were never in fact, homeless."
4. Sam: "It's okay Dean. It's going to be okay. I've got him."
3. Dean: "Howdy boys. Sorry, am I interrupting something?"
2. Chuck: "3 days later another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two cr** about her, but they should have because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car….no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe."
1. Chuck: "So what's it all add up to? It's hard to say, but me, I'd say this was a test…for Sam and Dean and I think they did alright. Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God himself, they made their own choice. They chose family and well…isn't that kind of the whole point?"
2 Minutes to Midnight Quotes: Bobby's the real snark winner in this episode.
ReplyDelete10. Crowley: "They don't get to be horsemen for nothing. So you boys better stock up on…well, everything. This time next Thursday we'll all be living in Zombieland."
9. Bobby: "Why'd you take a picture?" Crowley: "Why did you have to use tongue?"
8. Bobby: "Then you know Sam will beat the devil…or die trying. That's the best we could ask for. So I've got to ask Dean, what exactly are you afraid of? Losing…or losing your brother?"
7. Dean: "So this is Dr. Evil's lair, huh?" Sam: "It's kind of more depressing than evil." Dean: "It's like a four-color brochure for dying young."
6. Death: "I'm more powerful than you can process and I'm enslaved to a bratty child with a temper tantrum."
5. Bobby: "Can we commit our act of domestic terrorism already? Let's go."
4. Dean: "But what about…" Death: "Chicago? I suppose it can stay. I like the pizza."
3. Bobby: "And how is that not the worst plan you ever heard?"
2. Dean: "we're just a little freaked out that he might have left a bomb somewhere, so please tell us you have actual good news." Bobby: "Chicago's about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium…sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. 3 million people are gonna die." Dean: "Huh?" Cas: "I don't understand your definition of good news."
1. Dean: "Alright well, good luck stopping the whole zombie Apocalypse." Sam: "Yeah, good luck killing Death."
I'm wondering if the ''We're heading somewhere….the end." isn't like The End as in 5x04... yeah I know me thinking about that again....;P Don't worry 1 1/2 more year and I'll shut up about it when no reference will come in 2014....but it's still fun to think about it.
ReplyDeleteHa! I think we can safely rule out the Croatoan virus zombie apocalypse. They have successfully forgotten 7 years of canon so far. I don't think they will suddenly bring up mythology Jeremy Carver wants to drop.
ReplyDeleteMy least favorite list is definitely way shorter. I do agree with the Garth thing, so not a fan. But I'm glad they're only mentioning him. Off screen it's not so bad.
ReplyDeleteI would take Garth before Crissy again, can not stand that girl. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite ep of the series, it has been watched more times than I can count. One of the things I like about this show is they don't have big fights and everyone comes out spotless. lol Makeup is super.
ReplyDeleteI had the same idea for a moment, but then I have been thinking the brothers are already in 2014 or 2015, because one whole year is supposed to have passed between seasons 5-6 and 7-8. Nevertheless in a recent episode a calendar was seen showing they are in 2013. So who knows the year they are in any more?
ReplyDeleteTrue but they do have Cas to make everyone shiny and new again.
ReplyDeleteAre you discounting the first 3 seasons, they have always had great fights where the characters show the results. I was watching Revolution last week and the guy did not even lose his glasses and no marks from the fight...LAME.
ReplyDeleteIf you consider the time between each season, there's at least a good year they catched up. Between S3 and 4, we waited 4 months and there's 4 months between the 2 seasons; so we ended the exact same date in reality and in the show.
ReplyDeleteBetween S5-6, there's one year, we waited 4 months, so there were maybe supposed to be about 8 months ahead of us (^^; evne if they screwed up couple of time with that). Between S6-7 there's like 2 sec for them, 4 months for us.And between S7-8, there's 1 year for them, 4 months for us...so let's say + 8 months. At top they would be one year ahead. And that if we consider each of the last 3 seasons were exactly 8 months from the premiere to the finale. So its hard to say
I couldn't agree more. I loved the Sam and Dean quotes. And I loved the fever Sam stories, especially the one involving a farting donkey.
ReplyDeleteThe Great Escapist
ReplyDelete1. Sam: You really haven't heard of us? What kind of angel are you? We're the frigging Winchesters!
2. Metatron: When you create stories, you become gods of tiny intricate dimensions unto themselves. So many worlds.
The Devil You Know
1. Crowley: "They burnt down my house! They ate my tailor!"
2. Dean: "Was that a hellhound?" Crowley: "I'd say yeah." Dean: "Why was that a hellhound?"
Two Minutes to Midnight
1. Bobby: "Why'd you take a picture?" Crowley: "Why did you have to use tongue?"
2. Dean: "Alright well, good luck stopping the whole zombie Apocalypse." Sam: "Yeah, good luck killing Death."
Swan Son I chose these two because it showed Dean's love for Sam.
1. Dean: "Sam, it's okay. It's okay. I'm here. I'm here. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you."
2. Cas: "I just want you to understand, the only thing that you're going to see out there is Michael killing your brother." Dean: "well then I ain't gonna let him die alone."
just like in S6 they had a calendar with the wrong date^^; they screwed up a couple of time. But if we have again a cliffhanger that will last like 5 sec in the show, and maybe next year too, I'm just gonna say that the last little remaining difference will just be the season 'in the show' being a little less than the 8 months it is for us and it would make the beginning of S10 right around the timeline of The End :)
ReplyDeleteI kind of hope they would stop putting time between 2 seasons so 1) we could catch up *in theory* and 2) they would stop messing up
Ok, so it's still possible. Let's say they end this season around March-April 2014 and then season 9 takes 7-8 months: that would put its end at around November 2014 and that is exactly the timeline of "the end".
ReplyDeleteAnyway it doesn't look like they are going in that direction. It would be nice to get some kind of mention or at least some hint to that possibility, though, when the time comes.
;P Like I said in my first post, I'm almost sure nothing will happen, but its just fun to think about it, I'm not making any false hope to myself don't worry
ReplyDeleteI see, thank you for helping me clarify the timeline. Seen like that, if they don't make any more significant jumps in time, the show would be almost parallel again with real life at the beginning of season 10, even if the writers forget all about the lapsed years, and that would be the right time to make a reference to the day when Dean visited the future (though that situation has already been resolved putting Lucifer in the cage). Anyway I agree that it would be a chance to do some interesting writing. At least now that the possibilities are clarified we could imagine how to do it in our imaginations, if the writers fail to live up to our expectations. Thanks again.
ReplyDeleteSAM: What kind of angel are you? WE'RE THE FREAKIN' WINCHESTERS!!
ReplyDeleteSAM: What kind of angel are you? WE'RE THE FREAKIN WINCHESTERS!!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it have been great to know how easy it is to de-sigil something a few seasons ago? Erase it. Throw paint on it and pouf it all goes away.
ReplyDeleteThat Metatron quote had mean going, "O h so that's what's wrong this season. The writers think they are gods."
ReplyDeleteAll of my lists would have been longer if I had as much time as usual to work on it - the good and the bad.
ReplyDeleteKrissy isn't my favorite either, but they don't mention her EVERY freaking episode. They keep threatening me with more Garth.
ReplyDeleteI was just talking about Swan Song. Supernatural has been up and down about the scarring issue. Take Asylum. Dean's chest should have been shredded and bruised from the rock salt Sam fired into him, but the next morning his chest is perfect, no hint of trauma.
ReplyDeleteThat line didn't go over well with me for some reason. Probably because the scribe of God not knowing the Winchesters was a major canon bust.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I just don't want to think about the inconsistencies, there are too many. There were some when Kripke was around, but after he left it got bad.
ReplyDeleteEh, I'd take Krissy over Garth. That bad.
ReplyDeleteShould have been a critic. :P
ReplyDeletepoint taken..I don't usually notice that kind of thing, just the fight stuff.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if that is a canon bust as much as the tablets were done long ago so Metatron had nothing to do but sweep up.
ReplyDeleteHow difficult would it be to list the canon faux-pas from this season and morph them into a poll?
It was my assumption that the tablet was made after humans were created since demons according to show myth come from the souls of humans who have been tortured so long in hell that they have lost their humanity. According to the archangels, they all knew the Winchesters were destined to start the Apocalypse since God "turned on the lights." It would seem odd to me that even lowly cupids knew the Winchesters but the scribe of God did not.
ReplyDeleteI actually think that would be a great poll with one exception: It would require me to rewatch all of season 8 so I didn't miss any and I won't be up to that until close to the end of hiatus. I have to rewatch then to add season 8 into the episode ranking articles.
Revolution, they're living in a world without power or any modern amenities and all look like they've stepped out of the pages of a magazine. It always bugs me when I watch it. Why can't they realize dirty realism is a GOOD thing, it works for The Walking Dead.
ReplyDeleteThey've been thinking that in some form since the introduction of Chuck, whom I couldn't stand. It really bothered me when they used him as a mouthpiece to tell fans complaining about plotholes to fuck off.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad we're at the mercy of the writers. As of now we know of three(?) tablets that exist: Angel, Demon and Leviathan. so I'm just totally confused now. Even Metatron wanting to close off heaven hasn't helped.
ReplyDeleteWhen he and Cas are together all I can think of are Ren and Stimpy.