NOTE: Name-calling, personal attacks, spamming, excessive self-promotion, condescending pomposity, general assiness, racism, sexism, any-other-ism, homophobia, acrophobia, and destructive (versus constructive) criticism will get you BANNED from the party.
Aw, Nick is her Fluffer and she's his Cooler.<3
ReplyDeleteJust "fluff" & "cool" each other, and call it a day, guys.
Awww poor Jess can't have meaningless sex without her Fluffer Nick and poor Nick can't have meaningless sex because of his Cooler Jess.
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story...they need to be together yesterday!