What's Up, Tiger Mommy? was not quite as snarky as most Supernatural episodes, but we did get interesting characters who knew how to deliver a line. What were your favorites? Don't forget to nominate your top 2 for the favorite quotes contest in the summer.
Funny/Snarky quotes:
10. Benny: "The way I hear it you two hit Monsterland and Hot Wings here took off. I figure he owes you some back story."9. WW: "Oh relax Dan, I'm not going to steal your prophet."
8. Crowley: "Listen to Moose, Squirrel."
7. Dean: "What do you think Brainiac? Think you can swing it?" Linda: "Of course he can swing it if the bumper stickers on my Previa mean anything."
6. Sam: "Yeah uh, you too short stop. Keeps the demons out." Linda: "Fine." Dean: "Really?" Linda: "What? Like it's my first tattoo."
5. Sam: "That's okay. That's okay. We've just gotta…come up with a plan B." Crowley: "And what pray tell could possibly have been plan A? Take the prophet to the most dangerous place on earth. Memorize the tablet and then va-moose. Hello boys."
4. Samandriel: "Excuse me, Miss. Hi my name's Sama….Alfie. I'm an angel." Linda: "Who works at Wiener Hut?"
3. Crowley: "Alright, the moon." Dean: "You're bidding the moon?" Crowley: "Yeah, I claimed it for hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?"
2. WW: "Well I am the right hand of a god after all. Plutus specifically." Dean: "Is that even a planet anymore?"
1. Dean: "Plan C tanked." Crowley: "Maybe you should try Plan D for dumba**."
Mytharc/Story-moving quotes:
5. Dean: "You're chasing the magic rock." Samandriel: "We protect the Word of God." Dean: "Well awesome job so far uh Alfie." Samandriel: "Well actually my name is Samandriel." Dean: "Let's just stick with Alfie."4. Cas: "I ran away." Dean: "You ran away?" Cas: "I had to." Dean: "That's your excuse for leaving me with those gorilla wolves." Cas: "Dean.." Dean: "You bailed out and what? Went camping? I prayed to you Cas - every night." Cas: "I know." Dean: "You know and you didn't…what the hell's wrong with you?" Cas: 'I'm an angel in a land of abominations. There have been things hunting me from the moment we arrived." Dean: "Join the club." Cas: "These are not just monsters Dean. They're Leviathan. I have a price on my head and I've been trying to stay one step ahead of them to…to keep them away from you. That's why I ran. Just leave me please." Benny: "Sounds like a plan. Let's roll."
3. Dean: "Hold on. Hold on. Cas, we're getting out of here. We're going home." Cas: "Dean I can't." Dean: "You can. Benny tell him." Benny: "Purgatory has an escape hatch but I've got no idea if it's angel friendly."
2. Dean: "Hey, how'd you do that reverse exorcism thing?" Sam: "Just said the verse backwards."
1. Linda: "And Crowley is the one who kidnapped you?" Kevin: "Yeah, he needs me to translate a stupid tablet so he can take over the universe or something."
Emotional quotes:
5. Sam: "Dean were you really going to uh…" Dean: "What? Slit soccer mom's throat? Yeah I was. I wish I had." Sam: "Dean." Dean: "It was Crowley Sam. It doesn't matter what meatsuit he's in. I should have knifed him. I mean yeah it would have sucked and I would have hated myself but what's one more nightmare right…..It seem a little quiet in there to you?"4. Linda: "Oh no, no. The last time that angels tried to help my son I watched them die and Kevin went missing for a year. So no offense but I'm going to take my chances with them."
3. Sam: "Ms. Tran, all due respect, Dean's right. Crowley, he's not just a killer. He trades in torment and if he can find a way to separate your soul from you he'll take that soul to hell and…and roast it 'til there's nothing left but black smoke. Look it's best if you let us handle this." Linda: "I understand but it's not my soul I'm worried about. It's my son's."
2. Dean: "Let me bottom line it for you. I'm not leaving here without you. Understand?" Cas: "I understand."
1. Sam: "Huh…well." Dean: "No. Say it and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren." Sam: "Okay, okay."......Dean: "He didn't mean it Baby."
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Real life is intruding on my Supernatural time but at least it's up before the next episode...barely. Enjoy! I liked the Crowley snark although there wasn't a whole lot of snark in the episode as a whole. Linda Tran pulled off some winners too.
ReplyDelete8. Crowley: "Listen to Moose, Squirrel."
ReplyDelete4. Cas: "I ran away." Dean: "You ran away?" Cas: "I had to." Dean: "That's your excuse for leaving me with those gorilla wolves." Cas: "Dean.." Dean: "You bailed out and what? Went camping? I prayed to you Cas - every night." Cas: "I know." Dean: "You know and you didn't…what the hell's wrong with you?" Cas: 'I'm an angel in a land of abominations. There have been things hunting me from the moment we arrived." Dean: "Join the club." Cas: "These are not just monsters Dean. They're Leviathan. I have a price on my head and I've been trying to stay one step ahead of them to…to keep them away from you. That's why I ran. Just leave me please." Benny: "Sounds like a plan. Let's roll."
1. Sam: "Huh…well." Dean: "No. Say it and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren." Sam: "Okay, okay."......Dean: "He didn't mean it Baby."
I vote these plus the quote about the Costco card...and tiger mommy giving the *nod* (if you've been to Costco...you understand its value =)
Dean: Cass, buddy, I need you.
ReplyDeleteCas: Dean...
Dean: And if Leviathan want to take a shot at us, let them. We ganked those bitches once before. We can do it again.
Cas: It's too dangerous.
Dean: Let me bottom-line it for you. I'm not leaving here without you. Understand?
Cas: I understand.
Sam: What's that kid thinking?!
Dean: He thinks people I don't need anymore -- they end up dead.
Dean: I prayed to you, Cas, every night.
Cas: I know.
Dean: You know and you didn't... What the hell's wrong with you?
Cas: I am an angel in a land of abominations. There have been things hunting
me from the moment we arrived.
Dean: Join the club!
Cas: These are not just monsters, Dean. They're Leviathan. I have a price on my head,
and I've been trying to stay one step ahead of them, to -- to keep them away from you.
Dean: Plan "C" tanked.
Crowley: Maybe you should try plan "D" for dumbass.
alfie: You know, there are some in heaven who still believe,despite his mistakes, that
Castiel's heart was always in the right place.
dean: Are you one of them?
alfie: I think too much heart was always Castiel's problem.
Crowley: "Listen to Moose, Squirrel."
the angels bidding Vatican city made me laugh too
ReplyDelete"Hotwings"
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
I loved Kevin's mums. I thought she was the funniest part of the episode and a lot less cringy than I thought she would be.
ReplyDeleteHowever, favourite quote would have to go to dean threatening to kill SAMs children and grandchildren for suggesting to sell th car. I forgot about that one but it was the best
Cas: "These are not just monsters Dean. They're Leviathan. I have a
ReplyDeleteprice on my head and I've been trying to stay one step ahead of them
to…to keep them away from you. That's why I ran."
Crowley: "Listen to Moose, Squirrel."
I know can only vote for 2, but I like these also.
Dean: "Plan C tanked." Crowley: "Maybe you should try Plan D for dumba**."
Dean: "No. Say it and I will kill you, your children, and your
grandchildren." Sam: "Okay, okay."......Dean: "He didn't mean it
Baby."
Sam: What's that kid thinking?!
Dean: He thinks people I don't need anymore -- they end up dead.
I thought the moon quote was fabulous.
ReplyDeleteI loved the Costco line too. Mostly for the facial expressions of all involved.
ReplyDeleteI thought Linda Tran was the best thing about the episode also. I approached her appearance with caution given the description and ended up loving her.
ReplyDeleteSam: "Huh…well." Dean: "No. Say it and I will kill you, your
ReplyDeletechildren, and your grandchildren." Sam: "Okay, okay."......Dean: "He
didn't mean it Baby."
Sam: "What's that kid thinking?!" Dean: "He thinks people I don't need anymore -- they end up dead."
Samandriel: I think too much heart was always Castiel's problem
ReplyDeleteThat one was the obvious choice for me. Easily one of my favourite things ever said on the show.
Then I wanted to choose a funny quote, but there were too many to choose from, so I ended up going with emotional again.
Dean: Cas, buddy, I need you.
Cas: Dean...
Dean: Let me bottom line it for you. I'm not leaving here without you. Understand?
The two moments in this episode that drove a rusty meat hook through my heart and tore it out through my ribcage.