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Dallas - Advance Review

13 Jun 2012

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Admittedly, I know zero things about the 1970s/80s/90s Dallas except for the infamous "Who shot J.R.?" summer slogan and the knowledge that the entire season was then wrapped up as a dream. So let me just answer this question right off the bat, because I know people will ask: No. You don't need to know anything about the previous Dallas to absolutely enjoy this generation's Dallas. And that's a good thing, because TNT's Dallas promises to be a fun, helluva ride. And I'm all buckled in!

Oh, and if you watched the previous Dallas, you'll also love it. Or so says my mother who viewed the episodes I was given. (I don't think those are against my screening privileges, right TNT?)

So, yes, full disclosure: I was given the first two episodes of the season, premiering tonight, and was promised the rest in advance as well. But if you know me, you'd know that nothing would keep my big mouth shut. So if I didn't like it, I would have said that. It's good. Trust me!

The series starts off a little slow, opening up with the new generation of Ewings including John Ross (J.R.'s son) and Christopher (Bobby's son) and their significant others Elena and Rebecca, respectively. John Ross is drilling for oil on Southfork Ranch…even though he isn't supposed to because it's in his grandmother's will. That said, he strikes — and big. Meanwhile, Chris is trying to move ahead with the future and innovate clean energy strategies with methane. Already, you understand the parallels: John Ross is J.R. and Chris is Bobby.

It's a simple and easy soap opera template as old as telenovelas themselves. But the thing here is that it works, and come the end of the first hour, circumstances are that almost everything begins to spiral out of control that you'll finally realize that you're in for the ride this season. Dallas knows what it is: a good, old fashion soap opera. Soap operas have a stigma these days but when I say it, I mean it in the fun sense, not in the love triangles ad nauseam sense. Though, there is a love triangle. Obviously, there had to be. But this is a show about opposing forces, sometimes more than three or four, and what everyone will do to "rise to power."

After the two hours, it's as if a season worth of twists have already revealed themselves! …

Read my full review on NoWhiteNoise by clicking here!
And/or follow me on Twitter: @MichaelCollado

19 comments:

  1. Thanks Michael. I'm showing my age here and I remember the original and enjoyed it in parts lol.

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  2. In France Dallas the original was like going to church the Sunday, Saturday night families were in front their tv and the kids were knowing the open credit, the who've Killed JR was one of our more important rating next to the moon landing or the marriage of queen Elisabeth 2.
    I'm so looking forward to see it.

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  3. Marlislash Gabs It was very similar in England as well :)

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  4. Yep the original Dallas was great! I think i loved it because it was something that my grandmama would love to watch,so we watched together! It was a great nighttime soap,that always had the scheming J.R....well doing what he did best,scheming! We had a hoot,so looking forward to tonight's episode!

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  5. Umm age,what age? Ha! ............... me too! ;)

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  6. I remember the Dallas vs Dynasty fandom battles! XD


    Otherwise known as cowboy hats and oversized belt buckles versus sequins and oversized shoulder pads.... the way I saw it everybody lost! XD

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  7. pinkphoenix198513 June 2012 at 18:29

    At the very least hopefully it will prove to be a fun show that will stand on its own merits beyond Dallas the original.

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  8. I was 6 when they did the whole who Shot JR.Friday night was appointment TV at my house for Dallas.It was kind of primetime soap opera.It's time for Dallas once again to show people what a real prime time soap Is.Besides revenge most don't know.

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  9. I've been looking forward to this premiere since it was first announced. I'm a die-hard Dallas fan. My best memory of DragonCon 2010 was meeting Larry Hagman. (And, yes, I did immediately call my mom and scream "OMG, I just met JR Ewing!") My excitement has only grown after seeing how many reviewers are giving this positive marks. Bring on the next generation of the Ewings.

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  10. That's what the reviewer seems to be implying...

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  11. Now I feel EXTREMELY young after reading this comment thread. I think that's a good thing, though.

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  12. It's most definitely a hoot! It sort of just reminds me of good, old fashion entertaining television. These days, it's hard to find series that can sort of do that well. Someone mentioned Revenge here, and while that's true, that show is also really dark and bleak. I can't explain what I mean very well /:

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  13. Of course, as I never saw the original Dallas, I don't know what the retread in storylines is here. Obviously, they're still fighting over Southfork and the two brothers are at odds with one another. That said, it doesn't feel like a show where you had to watch its predecessor to enjoy it. I sort of want to see episode three already!! And I ALWAYS count that as a good sign.

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  14. gerald christie13 June 2012 at 23:09

    I remember that! They also had viewing parties. Remember the whole JR being shot and the Moldavian Massacre.... I feel old.

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  15. I understood you perfectly! Michael, will you be viewing the episodes before hand? I'm curious if you'll be watching along with the rest of us? Anyway i will be sure to let you know what i think of the 1st ep,and i meant to thank you for your review,and not giving everything away!! btw, don'tcha just love the word HOOT! for some reason it always make me :) ! Catch ya tomorrow! ;)

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  16. But of course! I wouldn't ever want to give anything away. I was even contemplating giving something away that you find out in the first two minutes but didn't. Besides, this is a show that likes to reveal a thing or two in its own way!

    LOVE the word hoot! It defines what I mean perfectly!! :D


    Third, if I do in fact get the episodes beforehand, I don't think anything can stop be from watching (at this point) before the episodes air!!! But I'm planning on recapping them as the weeks go along. Can't wait to hear what you think tonight :)

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  17. Good,i glad you'll be recapping,soon i'll be making some popcorn ( my grandmama and i use to have popcorn, and soda or she would make something special for just the 2 of us! ) and i have my soda pop,i'll be all set! See ya soon! Have a good evening! :D

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  18. pinkphoenix198514 June 2012 at 04:25

    Yeah, I agree. I think that we will have to see what happens beyond the first few episodes and see if it does build a following of its own not just attracting people who have watched/heard of the original.

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  19. pinkphoenix198514 June 2012 at 04:37

    Thanks for sharing your review with us. It does sound like a great standalone/sequel that you can enjoy without watching the original. That being said-- I do hope that it does find an audience of its own. What is for sure that it probably won't ever get the same ratings as the original but that is because of the selection of tv channels as well as content.

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