Archer - Interview with Sterling Mallory Archer

You, James Bond and Pussy Galore go into a room, who comes out?
James who?

We've heard you always keep a cucumber in your house. We respect that. Any other staples that, if Woodhouse forgot to restock, would get his clothes tossed off a balcony?
Lemon curd, lemur food, and heroin (for Woodhouse; otherwise he's worthless).

It's estimated that 1 in 15 people in the US wind up with a brain aneurysm. Do you have any personal strategy to avoid them?
Who, all those idiots getting brain aneurysms?

We tried stuffing pool balls in our intern's mouth and got up to three (only two broken teeth!). Any tips for us after watching Pam fit four?
Maybe try a bigger intern?

Are you intimidated by Cyril’s manhood?
I assume that's magazinese for "penis." And no.

Source: Full interview @ Maxim