Gossip Girl - Episode 4.01 - Belles De Jour - Major Canadian Spoilers

Thanks to Jessica for the heads up. Only read if you really want to know.

- Various shots of beautiful Paris, Serena & Blair talking in cafe, GG says Serena is "sizzling" and blair is "fizzing"; Serena has many lovers but Blair so far hasn't; B is kinda depressed that her vacation so far has been boyless

- R & L: discuss Jenny (in Hudson); Eleanor calls about "Fashion Night"; Lily gets call that Chuck is missing, R still mad @ Chuck; R hasn't heard from D and calls him

- D in loft, talking to Nate, who is enjoying his manwhoring ways (it's pretty awesome, I'm having tons of sex); Vanessa shows up at D's door, V sees Georg's lingerie, and that she's there, and finds out D has G's baby.

- B pries S about N & D, S gets package and B assumes it's Brown mail, but S is reluctant to open it, B confesses she is happy S won't be in town and in providence instead, so that their rivalry will die down

- L meets with man from Bass industries, tells L they need to find Chuck soon, mortgage failing or something, L calls S to ask about Chuck, but S is still on B's side about Chuck, so L doesn't pry

- N & random girl on the phone saying "Shut up!", at a restaurant. Nate & Kate Cassidy meet for the first time (she is unnamed for now); N asks random chick to excuse herself cause she's talking too loudly on the phone, and thus N & Kate start talking; N tries to explain who she is, Kate looks none impressed; Random girl leaves with random man instead of coming back to N (lol); N tries to make move on Kate, but she snubs him

- B at museum, a cute boy tries to talk to him, he confesses he's been working the nerve to talk to her, asks her out (she says yes) and there is a hint he might be royalty! At which point, B calls up S to stop whatever she is doing, for a emergency shopping trip for the date.

- S tries to tell B about going to Columbia, but B interrupts saying her "prince" wants to bring another friend on the date, and convinces S to come along, and they continue shopping

- G is on the phone, a sketchy conversation, etc, D & V out on a walk, so when R calls, G picks up (he's baffled as to why G's there)

- G then realizes D hasn't told everyone else about the baby, and G looks suspiciously at the birth certificate

- V and D talk about baby and G, V asks if D's sure if baby is his (baby's name is Milo btw), D says he's pretty sure, but admits not to doing paternity test but he trusts her to which V says "it's Georgina! Her HAIR lies!" V urges him to do test

- B & S get picked up by their dates, and it looks like B's prince is the... chaffeur (sp?); 'prince' introduces his friend as the prince, to which B is extremely shocked by and 'prince' clears it up by saying he's the driver. They drive off, with B doing shot gun...

- Back Lily's pad, L is preparing for Fashion Night, and R discovers that L is worried about Chuck's disappearance, and R is adamant that if something did happen to him. L tells Eleanor that Serena is going to Columbia, to which E is surprised at; Kate is seen at the flat, as a volunteer

- Back in Paris & the date B looks uncomfortable discussing formal wear and lets it slip that she wouldn't be dead caught dating a chaffeur in a not so obvious way (lol you'd have to see it to get it); E calls B, and B rant about S to E, and E slips that S is going to Columbia, to which B freaks out over.

- Back in the flat, Nate comes in and sees "Juliet" (kate), make small talk before L whisks him away and embarks him on a task to find out about Chuck but to stay away from R during the task

- back in Paris, B's seat has been taken over by some random French chick, B is scathing. "Maybe you can ask her to be your new best friend, cause i'm done, Have fun on my date"

- Back in flat: G shows up unexpectedly, L and N greet her, G calls Dan, R comes up to G and asks what's going on, G gives R phone, R asks whats going on to D, D said he's sorry he didn't explain sooner, but R doesn't know yet until G picks up a baby "whose baby is that" "here you go grandpa" at which point D hangs up and rushes to the flat.

- at the flat, the party is moved over to E's place, as D comes in "well this was unexpected" "N: Have you met Georgina?" D: Good point lol; D & R go to a separate room to talk about what happened, meanwhile N still tries to hit on Juliet and says his life is drama free compared to whatever is going on with D, at which point his cell rings up from Empire Hotel to say there is an emergency

- back in paris, B & S fight it out- B says you can have the left bank, but let me have my right bank, the usual rant about how S steals her spotlight, and says she doesn't wanna live in her shadows and S realizes B knows about Columbia

- Back in the flat, G & L talk, and L is being cautious and G tries to pull at her heart string saying she's changed (again) until R comes in and mentions that D hadn't done a paternity test yet - G reveals she did one anyway, "I wanted you to love Milo because you wanted to, not because you had to" but R still doesn't believe in the test,

- Back in Paris, S says she won't back down on Columbia "College is too big of a deal"; fight ends with Serena pushed in the fountain

- Back in flat, D called the doctor to confirm it, R still suspicious and wants to do their own test (they really should've! like honestly! ugh! lol); heart to heart b/t R & D, R gives in, D signs the birth certificate

- Back at the Empire Hotel, the whores have thrown a party which is causing too much noise and damage, Juliet says what would Chuck Bass, the one who gave him the black book, do in this situation, and N says he wouldn't be in this situation J says he shouldn't either, and when he's ready to talk about why he's in this situation to give her a call

- Back at flat, L & D talk about the baby and S, D says don't tell S, he'd wanna do it himself

- Back in Paris, B tries to explain why S is gone, S comes back to take her stuff, and tells B she'll see her NY and takes the "prince" with her, B tries to stop him but the chaffeur says its okay and taht he's glad to be alone with her, but B fakes being tired to leave, at which point the Chaffeur reveals he's the royalty, and that he was faking to be cautious, and hoped that the one who also loved the painting he loved, would love him regardless of status to which of course B is shocked by and tries to stop him from leaving

- G & D at loft, D & Baby sleeping, V calls, G picks up phone, and asks G to tell D that she's still his friend, adding "and just in case you don't, I said the same thing on his voicemail"; G writes a post-in note saying "stressed, going to spa" but leaves with her packed belongings

- Back in Paris, B walks in on S packing, S explains her plan to catch the red-eye back to NY; B asks her to stay, saying she needs a friend right now, and that people say she's "heart broken" but she says her whole body is broken; they make up - B makes it official that S is going to columbia by posting it to GG

- back at Empire Hotel, N calls Juliet as she is re-tagging price tags back onto clothing articles (that's so... ugh!!! I used to work in retail so yeah I felt a bit like slapping her lol), N says he saw GG's post about S, and that Juliet was right, and confesses that the girl who got him into this rut is coming back, and Juliet suggests they meet for coffee. As they leave, we see a big wall covered with posts on the GG group (pyscho much?)

- Back at the Lily's pad, phone is ringing, L answers, it's a call from France- they've found Chuck's body washed up...

- In Paris, we get to see what happened to chuck after he got shot (he got shot on his side); Clemence Posey (character Eva) is seen tending to his wounds, we see as she's cleaning the wound, flash back of all the shit things Chuck has done to people, and when he awakes, he -seems- different, and it appears Clemence and Chuck are an item- we see them taking a train from Prague, and arriving in Paris. End.
Source: tianaB at tvfantic forum