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The CW Primetime Listings for the Week of January 26

9 Jan 2015

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MONDAY, JANUARY 26

THE ORIGINALS
“Brotherhood of the Damned” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)

FAMILY IS WHO YOU FIGHT FOR — Armed with more power than ever, Vincent (guest star Yusuf Gatewood) creates an elaborate spell that allows him to take the upper hand and trap his brothers Klaus (Joseph Morgan) and Elijah (Daniel Gillies). Realizing that Kaleb (guest star Daniel Sharman) is also in trouble, Davina (Danielle Campbell) has no choice but to team up with the Originals to help. After the deadly events in the previous episode, Marcel (Charles Michael Davis) must try to calm his volatile pack of suffering vampires, while remembering his days as a solider during World War I when his leadership skills were equally brought to the test. Finally, Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin) finds herself conflicted when she learns that she and Jackson (guest star Nathan Parsons) must participate in extreme and unconventional rituals prior to their wedding, which will put them both in a dangerous position. Leah Pipes also stars. Sylvain White directed the episode written by Kyle Arrington & Diane Ademu-John (#212). Original airdate 1/26/2015.

JANE THE VIRGIN
“Chapter Eleven” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT — When the nuns surprise Jane (Gina Rodriguez) by offering her a permanent teaching position, she’s excited, but things become complicated when Rogelio (Jaime Camil) offers Jane a writing internship at his telenovela. Alba (Ivonne Coll) encourages Xo (Andrea Navedo) to keep the promise she made to God about Rogelio. Meanwhile, Michael (Brett Dier) is convinced of Rafael’s (Justin Baldoni) involvement with the mysterious Sin Rostro and disobeys his boss’ direct order to leave Rafael alone. Yael Grobglas also stars. Joanna Kerns directed the episode written by Gracie Glassmeyer (#111). Original airdate 1/26/2015.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 27

THE FLASH
“The Sound and the Fury” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, LV) (HDTV)

BROADWAY STAR ANDY MIENTUS GUEST STARS AS THE PIED PIPER — Dr. Wells’ (Tom Cavanagh) former protégée, Hartley Rathaway (guest star Andrew Mientus), returns to seek revenge on his mentor after being affected by the particle accelerator explosion. Now able to manipulate sound waves, the brilliant Rathaway is a dangerous threat to both Wells and The Flash (Grant Gustin). Meanwhile, Iris (Candice Patton) is thrilled when she’s hired by the Central City Picture News as their newest cub reporter. Unfortunately, her editor (guest star Tom Butler) pairs her with a veteran reporter, Mason Bridge (guest star Roger Howarth), who wants nothing to do with her. Cisco (Carlos Valdes) recalls his first day on the job at S.T.A.R. Labs when he met Hartley and Caitlin (Danielle Panabaker). Joe (Jesse L. Martin) asks Eddie (Rick Cosnett) for a favor but asks him to keep it a secret from Barry. John Showalter directed the episode written by Alison Schapker & Brooke Eikmier (#111). Original airdate 1/27/2015.

SUPERNATURAL
“There’s No Place Like Home” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)

CHARLIE RETURNS FROM OZ — Sam (Jared Padalecki) is scanning the internet for suspicious paranormal activity and comes across a video of Charlie (guest star Felicia Day) beating up a district attorney. Dean (Jensen Ackles) suspects she’s back from Oz and hunting on her own, assuming the district attorney must have been a demon. When they do find Charlie, they are shocked when she tells them why she really came back from Oz. Phil Sgriccia directed this episode written by Robbie Thompson (#1010). Original airdate 1/27/2015.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28

ARROW
“Midnight City” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, V) (HDTV)

SUIT UP — Arsenal (Colton Haynes) and Diggle (David Ramsey) confront Laurel (Katie Cassidy) about trying to step into her sister’s shoes and warn her to stop before she gets herself killed. However, when Brick (guest star Vinnie Jones) kidnaps the city’s Aldermen and threatens to kill them all unless the police evacuate The Glades, it’s all suits on deck. Meanwhile, Ray (Brandon Routh) steps in to help Lance (Paul Blackthorne) and the police force fight Brick, showing Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) a new side of her boss. Malcom (John Barrowman) tells Thea (Willa Holland) that Ra’s al Ghul (Matt Nable) is after him and his family and they must leave town immediately. Nick Copus directed the episode written by Wendy Mericle & Ben Sokolowski (#311). Original airdate 1/28/2015.

THE 100
“Survival of the Fittest” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, V) (HDTV)

Program information TBA

THURSDAY, JANUARY 29

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
“Prayer for the Dying” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)

THE MERGE — When Liv (guest star Penelope Mitchell) and Luke’s (guest star Chris Brochu) father arrives to town to celebrate their birthday, they try and convince him to let Jo (guest star Jodi Lyn O’Keefe) and Kai (guest star Chris Wood) take their place in the merge ceremony. After Tyler (Michael Trevino) finds out that the merge is happening sooner than he expected, he urges Liv to let him talk to her father. Meanwhile, after Caroline’s (Candice Accola) plan to cure her mother takes an unexpected and devastating turn, Elena (Nina Dobrev), Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Damon (Ian Somerhalder) gather at the hospital, while Jo attempts to save Sheriff Forbes’ (guest star Marguerite MacIntyre) life. Lastly, with the merge set to take place, Damon’s risky plan quickly sends things spiraling out of control, forcing one of the twins to take matters into their own hands. Jeffrey Hunt directed the episode written by Brett Matthews & Rebecca Sonnenshine (#612). Original airdate 1/29/2015.

REIGN
“Banished” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)

Program information TBA

FRIDAY, JANUARY 30

HART OF DIXIE
“Red Dye #40” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, D) (HDTV)

WHODUNNIT? — When Lavon (Cress Williams) hears of Lemon’s (Jaime King) financial woes, he organizes a BlueBell talent show, giving the townspeople, including Lemon, a chance to win some extra money. However, with the contestants feeling intimidated by Shelby’s (guest star Laura Bell Bundy) participation, her sudden illness before her performance becomes a mystery the entire town tries to solve. Meanwhile, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) and Wade (Wilson Bethel) find themselves in a compromising situation that would require them to reveal their current relationship status. Bethany Rooney directed the episode written by Tamar Laddy and Ari Posner (#404). Original airdate 1/30/2015.

WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
“Mircea Monroe” — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)

COMEDY AT ITS BEST — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY MIRCEA MONROE (“HART OF DIXIE”) — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Gary Anthony Williams, put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd. Original airdate 5/2/2014.

MASTERS OF ILLUSION
“Close Up” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)

APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE — Hosted by Dean Cain, “Masters of Illusion” features amazing magic performed by cutting-edge illusionists, escape artists and performers displaying skills ranging from perplexing interactive mind magic to hilarious comedy routines — all in front of a studio audience. Magicians featured in this episode include Rick Thomas, Alana, Michael Finney, Christopher Hart, Danny Cole, Farrel Dillon and Jeff McBride (#111). Original airdate 1/30/2015.
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52 comments:

  1. Wonder what's going on with Charlie.

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  2. Heavy sigh...I am having some serious withdrawal. I didn't read these, I scanned them. I still want to be surprised. But i only saw two. One..Yay Charlie's back. and Two...ohhh Damon knows, that's heartbreaking. My heart hurts. And really? they've brought in specialists (i'm assuming) what can Jo do? Sigh. Liz.

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  3. Charlie? God no...I was hoping that we were done with this....

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  4. what you mean by "Damon knows"?

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  5. The Originals - This show is pulling a "Bonnie" with Davina. She'll continually get pulled into Mikaelson business, develop relationships within the family, then drop the idea of taking them down altogether.
    Jane the Virgin - A little good news for Jane this week is a nice change.
    The Flash - Hartley Rathaway is a terrible name. Episode seems decent enough though.
    Supernatural - I don't mind Charlie in small doses but I don't need an entire episode about her and her adventures. If she's not there to assist the Winchesters I'd prefer she'd not be there at all.
    Arrow - I'm fine with everything in this synopsis except for the Ray stuff. I audibly groaned when I got to that part.
    The Vampire Diaries - Damn. It seems like one or both of the twins is still trying to throw Jo under the bus.
    Hart of Dixie - Yay for the hijinks, boo for the relationship drama.

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  6. The episode synopsis for Arrow made me less excited about Arrow's return what with all the Ray Palmer stuff (seriously, we're supposed to care about this guy? Because I don't. He seems like a waste of screentime), and Laurel. I still don't get her motivation for becoming a vigilante. Hopefully Digg and Roy aren't the supporting characters in this Laurel trilogy because they deserve better than that... Well Digg moreso than Roy. And Felicity deserves better than playing second fiddle to Ray Palmer.

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  7. So Iris will start becoming a reporter. Cool! Can't wait for the Pied Piper.

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  8. well technically she already has: Klaus' son marcel, AND she fell in love with Kol

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  9. So the wonder twins will merge. I bet is gonna be blondie who's gonna "take matters into their own hands".
    All reunietd for the Sheriff and Caroline will be a hard moment. If they do it right i can see myself sobbing for it.

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  10. shut up and watch. Really stop the hating before the episode comes out.

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  11. I'm speaking primarily of Klaus and Elijah, the vampires. Just like in the early days of TVD, Bonnie was always pulled into vampire business because of Elena and now Davina is playing the same role because of Kol.

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  12. lol so people aren't allowed to express their opinions (negative or positive) on this site anymore?


    Who said I wasn't going to watch the episode? Of course I'll watch. Doesn't mean I'm excited for it.


    And if you don't like someone's comment, simply ignore it unless it's offensive. It's as simple as that, really.

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  13. ah ok, let's hope not but i DO hope she stops trying to kill them

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  14. um they're both blondes LOL and yeah almost all the characters coming together in a hospital in a vampire show doesn't sound good

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  15. Originals: Davina on the Originals' side is A-okay with me, giving more power to Finn? Bleh. I guess it's probably a good thing I don't like him as a villain, it means he'll eventually go away. Popular villains stay around forever.


    Flash: Don't hate me but: SINGING!! So excited.


    Arrow: Interesting that they are splitting Team Arrow. Will Felicity do double-duty or are they engineering a rift?

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  16. Supernatural. I bet Dean is hurt that his friend / the little sister he never had did not tell him that she was back. It doesn’t sound like Sam will have the emotional side of the story.

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  17. Ron has a point. You're forming assumptions from the TV Guide synopsis that the network writes. Watch the episode before trashing it.

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  18. ...I mean, you would think that the purpose of an episode synopsis would be to make one more excited about an episode. This did the exact opposite. I'm not saying the episode will be trash. I'm just saying it's highly likely that I won't enjoy the episode because of the elements highlighted in the synopsis while pointing out what I hope the episode won't do to the characters. When did making assumptions about an episode not be allowed on this website? Plus, me lowering my standards will probably help me enjoy the episode more. It's what I've been doing this entire season (which has been sub-par, imo).

    Like I said, if I enjoy the episode, I'll happily take back what I wrote. But my original post still stands.

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  19. If there is a Chuck, let's have a prayer circle and hope that it is a back door pilot and we never see her again on SPN.

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  20. If they have it so Charlie is evil, possessed, or turned "Dark Side" in any way, shape, or form... that's the end of Supernatural for me. I love Charlie, with her up beat nerdiness etc... She is the best recurring character on the show and brings some sunlight into an otherwise dark show. So no... just no!

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  21. LOL yeah i see her doing that

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  22. So is Oliver still missing/dead, and hes just in flashbacks for these episodes. I'm assuming he is in them and has limited role, no way can a lead miss an episode in any way.

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  23. Didn't expect the Merge to happen so soon! Can't wait to see what Papa Parker will try now.
    Arrow sounds interesting as well.

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  24. SPN-Charlie again!Urgh!
    TO-Pre-marriage ritual drama-thanks but no thanks.
    The 100 & Reign-No synopsis-perhaps too spoilery to reveal anything,can't wait.I know the 100 will be awesome,i hope reign has something surprising in store for us!
    Arrow-I hope thea gets to know malcolm's real face soon that he is manipulating him.As for ray,i'll still not warming up to him,it has nothing to with olicity.Maybe i his find his acting quite average but that's just me.
    TVD-The merge is happening & that too early before bonnie even comes back,the writers are definitely not wasting any time this time around.Still think liv will try to do something which will backfire badly & jo will die at the end of the episode.I don't care about luke either way,he's just an ornamental character with no screen-presence nor acting skills.I'm hopes liv makes it out.She's the only reason i'm being able to tolerate tyler to some degree!As for caroline,i knew she would desperately try to do something which will only aggravate liz's condition & put her in more harm's way but i can't blame her coz who wouldn't want to do everything possible for their own mother even if there is tiny bit of hope.I really feel sorry for her,just hoping she doesn't jump into bed with stefan to cope with her mother's crappy situation & regrets it later.It's a little weird alaric is absent in this one,i thought he would be by jo's side.This episode would be awesome!

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  25. let's be honest the Doc won't live and the Twitches aren't going anywhere so the Doc will die

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  26. the Doc is in no way stronger than Kai so she'll die and you make a good point about Caroline wanting to everything possible to save Liz anyone in her position would

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  27. yeeeah why did you mention Damon?

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  28. To and TVD both sound so boring to me can´t help it, its always the same thing on TO and well the whole gemini thing isn´t working for me at all neither is killing liz for steroline everything that happens now is just tainted cause its just a prob for hero stefan to find caroline acceptable or some crap like that its disgusting especially since cancer is such a sensitive subject that affects so many family to use it like this is just beyond but well these are the people who make rapist heros so one can´t expect anything really.

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  29. I just love how Diggle & Felicity are there to support flipper Arsenal & Felicity with the creepy eyes. I am just so looking forward to this replaying of season 2B. I was so looking forward to Felicity giving Ray a black eye when i saw that pic of Brandon Routh, but i guess not that lucky. I am just wondering how big those epic Felicity/Laurel moments will be they try to show down our throats.

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  30. I'm not worried. Davina has a lot more potential being a harvest girl and having a coven. and Kol is not Marcel, he'll never truly be on the same team as his siblings, they'll never trust him like they trust Marcel.

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  31. I wonder why they even put the 100 on there if the synopsis is missing? *puzzled*

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  32. Facepalm!! I'm sure you'll put two and two together. Take your time. I believe in you.

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  33. TO: I haven't seen this episode yet and I'm already tired of Finn. If the theme is that family is who you fight for, that counts Davina out. She might even find out here that Kol has been just playing around with her. It's really sad that Davina doesn't have any family, and now she's alienated Marcel.

    TVD: What is Damon up to now? I can't help but wonder if the synopsis is telling it out of order again, and Elena will still be with Kai until the end of the episode, when Liz passes away. Whatever reckless thing Damon tries to do to get around Daddy Parker might cause so much chaos that Luke and Liv will have to merge to keep the peace. I can't think of any reason besides Elena for Damon to do something risky involving the merge ceremony, unless a member of the coven has an ascendant and won't hand it over. If Caroline does turn off her humanity, I hope she says smart-mouth but true things to Elena, like Elena did to her. It would be interesting to see what insight Caroline has been keeping to herself.

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  34. Arrow: The sinopsis are things we already knew where bound to happen. On paper could be a bunch of great episodes, but the problem lies in the execution. They can do good with Laurel being this a "one time suit up try" or they can do bad making her some sort of Team Arrow choice maker. They can do good with Ray Palmer and Felicity showing us more about his chaarcter and her realizng he can help them fighting evil or they can do bad by putting them on a relationship right after Oliver dies(EBR said Felicity was gonna have so time alone after 3x09, but who knows). They can do good with Roy having him step up and take Oliver's place on the field or they can do bad by having him under Laurel's shadow. They can do good with Digg by having him lead Team Arrow by making all hard choices or they can do bad with him by being Felicity/Roy/Laurel's counselor.


    These episodes could be really good or they can be a bunch of crap. It all depends in the execution. And for that we need to see them. These sinopsis for 3x10 and 3x11 say nothing.

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  35. Ray is gonna sport a bruise on his face. I think that has to do something with a new side of Ray. Seen from pics Paul Blackthorne posted. Also there is a pic of a dead body with Ray stepping in and Laurel is in the scene also.

    https://www.facebook.com/OfficialPaulBlackthorne/photos/a.299144556963373.1073741853.171286136415883/299144833630012/?type=3&permPage=1

    https://www.facebook.com/OfficialPaulBlackthorne/photos/a.299144556963373.1073741853.171286136415883/299145016963327/?type=3&permPage=1

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  36. Ambar Moreno Candelas9 January 2015 at 15:53

    Supernatural: I'm not excited to see Charlie but I want to see a new episode of SPN. I prefer old characters like Bobby, Jo, Ellen, Jessica... I want them back!

    Arrow: Clearly Laurel will not listen to Roy and Diggle. I still think it's too soon for her and I can not stand her character, nor as a new member of TeamArrow, or as a new Black Canary, nor as anything. I hope Felicity does not become a ''Robin to Batman'' for Ray. I just hope that Felicity continue fighting in TeamArrow and not share her hours with Ray at the same time. In the end, Felicity will not have a life out of all of this as she wanted in this third season.

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  37. I'm beginning to think that this magic ritual will have to do sth do with Hayley's hybrids betrayal thing.

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  38. Yep, he will start fighting. He will help Quentin and Laurel fight some goons. They're shooting 3x15 now and his suit isn't ready. He will get more into the action and he will start testing some parts of the suit, but he won't suit up yet.
    I just wish they stop with the whole Raylicity angle in order to know more about him and for Felciity to see "Okay, this guy is serious and he might come handy now that Oliver is gone to help Digg and Roy"... I wasn't against Raylicity, but after 3x09 it would be totally out of place and weird for them to get together so fast. Especially isnce Oliver is coming back by the end of 3x12.

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  39. Especially with the weird ass timeline of these episodes. Being only 3 days after Oliver left. The villian being the same in episodes 3x10-3x12. If they wanted it to set up the relationship it should have been before not after 3x09.

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  40. It might begin 3 days after, but it will jump a bit i think... A month and a half or so. Still is a short time period xD
    Like i said: those sinopsis could lead to 3 great episodes or 3 super crappy ones. i have an awful feeling they're gonna be bad... Praying to God that i'm wrong(even if i'm an atheist Jajaja).

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  41. If Julie Plec and her writers have proven anything, it's that they know how to waste potential.

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  42. I'm sure if she did return that way, they would solve it in the episode.

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  43. I enjoy Charlie! I don't understand why people don't like her. Although I like older recurring characters (like Bobby, Jody, Ellen, Jo, etc.), I find Charlie a great addition.

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  44. or she is working for Rowena against her will ;) to keep her in the series

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  45. Ambar Moreno Candelas10 January 2015 at 13:38

    Yeah, you're right.

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  46. I am not liking Finn now he is trapping Elijah and Klaus and Davina is going to help him. And Haley with Jackson not looking forward to that- I am wondering why they are in danger maybe someone finds out that Haley has feelings for Elijah... this wedding does not make sense and Dahlia is coming back so Hope wont be safe. Who is taking care of Hope in my opinion it should be Haley.... but I assume its Cami

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  47. That would be interesting! :)

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  48. In answer to not understanding why people don't like Charlie, I can only answer for myself. I hate the character; first, because she is the classic Mary Sue that everyone adores and who can do no wrong.


    The biggest reason though, and this applies to Garth and Krissy, and now even Jody and Sheriff Donut, is that when these characters are magically turned into hunters, it diminishes the brothers entire background of being raised like soldiers -- all the training and hardships they went through, all of their losses and psychological damage done to them, becomes completely diminished. Charlie, you will remember, didn't find hunting 'magical' or 'exciting' enough for her. Jody can whack off a vampire head with one arm; a physical impossibility for a female -- females aren't built that way. Krissy, at 15, saved three experienced hunters all b y her little self.


    Not only does it diminish the brothers' entire backstory (along with John's), the show has turned hunting into a joke.


    These are the reasons I can't stand the current bunch of 'quirky' characters. While I understand that support characters are needed and actually can add depth to the Winchesters, I want meaningful recurring to be characters like Rufus, Bobby, Ellen, Victor Hendrickson, and even Lee Chambers -- not recurrings that have episode specifically written to let them shine. They should support a Winchester story, not their own. Unfortunately, the J2s have lost their show, reduced to simple recurrings you might say.

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  49. After readin your comment, I agree with you. I like Charlie because of her "nerdiness" I guess you could say. But I agree completely about the hunting and backstory thing. Sam and Dean's backstory of how they were "raised like warriors" is one one of my favorite things about the show. It showed what they went through their entire lives and how they got to the point of becoming the famous Winchester brothers. Now that I think of it, it does make me angry seeing these people suddenly jump into hunting and being amazing at it like they have been doing it their entire lives like the boys. I don't think they would last an hour if they had to deal with what all the Winchesters had to go through. It really does diminish the effect of their backstory. I guess that's why I enjoy Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Ash, Rufus, etc. WAY more because they all grew up into and spent their lives hunting. They had a similar, but not as tragic, backstory like the Winchesters. I really wish they would come back. I think bringing back Victor Hendrickson would be an awesome surprise!

    Anyways, I am getting very frustrated too at how the boys seem to becoming guest stars to their own show. I used to like Castiel, but the angel storylines have been dragging on for way too long, and it seems now they just don't know what to do with Castiel anymore. Not to mention things being blown way out of proportion with his scenes with the Winchesters, if you understand what I'm saying. Plus, it seems the show has been split in two parts because they need to find ways to include the angel storylines (actually now three parts if you include Crowley's too). They should've ended those storylines at the end of season 5 in my opinion. But me being me, and loving and watching this show since seeing the pilot air when I was only 8 years old, I'm going to stick with it no matter what happens. Unless, of course, J2 get kicked off their show, which obviously will never happen.

    Wow, I wrote so much more than I thought I did! Lol.

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