A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
ARROW, "Deathstroke", 2nd April, 2014
Virginia Fontana: Diggle "You letting the bad guys live this year is filling the jails up to capacity."
DarthLocke: Able Gideon "You intend me to be my own last supper?"
Hannibal "Yes."
Able Gideon "How does one politely refuse a dish in circumstances such as these?"
Hannibal "One doesn't."
(After Gideon had eaten his pieces of 'meal'.)
Able Gideon "My compliments to the chef." also picked by diana mack and sandi
Hannibal "We have more reasons to do this than just funeral reasons."
HART OF DIXIE, "Carrying Your Love With Me", 4th April, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: George (As George wakes up to see Lemon at his bedside) "God, Lemon! Don't you ever knock?"
Lemon "I thought this would be more dramatic. Plus, I brought you breakfast and an amazing idea."
George "Next time bring me a deadbolt and some pajamas, please."
NCIS: LOS ANGELES, "Spoils of War", 1st April, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Sam (After luring the Taliban to them) "It worked. Here they come."
Callen "You say that like it's a bad thing."
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DarthLocke: Robin Hood "What about this? Is this magical?"
Regina "Not exactly. But it is a liquid that can conjure courage, give strength, or even act as a love potion of sorts. It's called whiskey, and no, it's not magical... especially the next day."
Hook (bringing Jello) "I thought you could use some sustenance."
Neal "There's nothing like a green blob to get the appetite going."
Hook "Well, I gather it has great medicinal properties."
PERSON OF INTEREST, "Most Likely To...", 1st April, 2014
DarthLocke: Matthew "Remind me never to make you angry."
Sam "Likewise. Torturing Doug so he could confess, then making his death look like a suicide? That's plain artistry. But, uh, killing's not the answer."
Matthew "Killing's not the answer? That's the best you can do?"
Sam "I don't know. I've killed lots of people, but my friends keep telling me I'm wrong."
Shaw "Sorry to ruin your diabolical high school grudgefest, but chances are none of us are going to make it out of here alive."
REVENGE, "Addiction", 30th March, 2014
Virginia Fontana: Jack "The Emily Thorne I know can do anything."
pablozky21: Abby "You know what Olivia Pope would say?"
Olivia "What would Olivia Pope would say?"
Abby "You don't get to run. You are a gladiator. Gladiators don't run, they fight, they slay dragons, they wipe off the blood, they lick their wounds and they live to fight another day. You don't get to run"
I like that Abby gets to snap out Olivia of her depression, as a whole the gladiators are having much more to do and more screen time this season than the last one.
THE 100, "Earth Kills", 2nd April, 2014
pablozky21: Charlotte (to a dying Wells) "Every night I see you. Your father... he kills my parents and... and I see his face and... then I wake up an I see yours... And the nightmare never ends. The only way to make it end was to slay my demons. I had to."
This moment is very gripping, shocking, dark and absolutely everything The 100 should be. Things are moving along great.
THE MENTALIST, "Violets", 30th March, 2014
Virginia Fontana: Jane "He couldn't express his love to her in words, so...he did it a different way." also chosen by diana mack
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sandi Treville "Athos was a loyal friend and a fine warrior"
Porthos "Great. He was a great warrior"
Treville "A great warrior"
Aramis "And a brilliant swordsman"
Treville (bites his tongue) "A great warrior, and a brilliant swordsman"
Porthos "He'd have liked that"
Aramis "He was considered handsome"
Porthos "Well, rugged I'd say..."
Treville (turning around) "May I continue!" (turns back and continues)
Porthos "Was a funeral strictly necessary?"
Aramis "Milady might be watching, we have to make it convincing"
Porthos "It's very emotional"
Aramis "There, there"
Porthos "One for all"
Porthos, Athos, Aramis & D'Artagnan "And all for one"
The Hannibal one was brilliant!
ReplyDeleteLove both options from The Musketeers. I was laughing so hard at this "funeral"!
ReplyDeleteI had to trim the first one, it's long as it is but so worth it, very funny scene XD
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was great :D I love Eddie Izzard, that's my only regret over the scene as I love him being in the show,
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch any of the highlighted shows, but I watched these:
ReplyDeleteThe Walking Dead, Rick: "They're screwing with the wrong people." I know, cheesy but I liked it anyway.
Grimm: "You didn't happen to kill him, did you?" Nick, who knows his mother well
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The Big Bang Theory: "What is this, my first day?" Penny, saying she doesn't need to ask why Sheldon is being strange.
You guys. Anything Boyd Crowder said in Tuesday's Justified. So perfect. "Your savior has arrived":
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"I look good wearing a lot of things but a wire ain't one of 'em"
"Daryl Crowe Jr. I heard you wanted to see me so bad, you shot my bartender in the leg. He just quit by the way....you and whatever is left of your Florida clan agree to make your fortune in another man's swamp"
"That is a silver tongue." Tim "I know I got a boner"
The Mentalist quote.
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ReplyDeletelife are the words: 'Hey Vivian, you deserve this. And at least with you
gone, no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge. LOL, smiley face.
P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up.' " - Bernadette
Haha, that was funny, Trust Bernie to put her foot in it like that XD
ReplyDeleteI had Rick's quote written down too.
ReplyDeleteI really liked The Tomorrow People so given the choice beteen TTP and The 100 I didn't know at first which one I liked better but after the las episode and particularly that scene I'm sold, I'm sorry TTP but The 100 wins all the way.
ReplyDeletePerson Of Interest(Fusco): "AC/DC or Dixie Chicks?" (Root): "Gotta
ReplyDeletePerson Of Interest(Root): "Gotta go, Harry. My dance card just got full."
Justified(Boyd): "Your savior has arrived!"
Yeah that was hilarious! I laughed so hard. There were a few good ones this episode. Amy: "What do you want to eat some Thai Food? A Burger?" Sheldon: " I DON'T KNOW!!!!" Hahahaha and with Raj and his date, "I'm dating two women at once, that's the coolest thing iI can say about myself ever." "Well, you promised me weird, so let's do this." Lol (iI think she's good for him).
ReplyDeleteArrow.- Felicity's speech to Oliver. Thea berates Oliver. Moira and Oliver talk in the Mansion. Oliver and Slade talk in the precinct. Roy to Sara. "Of course you'd take his side, you're screwing him."
ReplyDeleteTTP- Jedikiah. "Oh you stupid stupid boy." (Loved the way he said that) John to Jed, "You're crazy." Jed, "I knew i could count on you kid." Stephen to Cara, "You know that's not it. C'MON Cara don't make me read your mind." "Just because i'm jealous, doesn't mean i'm wrong." (I loved that he used her own words against her)
The Big Bang Theory- Bernadette's Get Well Soon Signing. Sheldon and Amy at the store shoping for the Xbox 1 and PS4. Amy," Ok Heads it's Xbox 1, Tails it's PS4. What is it?" Sheldon: "It's a quarter." (Throws quarter) Amy" You could've given me back the quarter, but whatever it was a choice." Raj's date, "You promised me weird, so let's do this."
Being Human: Aidan and Sally..."Are you asking me to live with you?" 'Actually i'm asking you to haunt me."
Love Jane's comments in Violets. 1st Mark: What do you do for money. Jane: I'm in software. Robber: Haven't seen a computer in your house. Jane: Don't take your work home with you. The secret of a happy life. 2nd Mark: Do you think I'm stupid? Jane: Ask me again when you are not holding a gun.
ReplyDeletePOI: It's turnkey tyranny, and we're being kept in the dark, which is ironic, since the system is called Northern Lights.
ReplyDeletePOI was chock full of delightful zingers. Hard to choose! But the Shaw lines were quite choice! I also liked it when Reese kept getting slapped and one of the times he said, "was it something I said..?" (He had just said hi, or something similar.)
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