A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.
Agents of SHIELD: 'The Hub'; 12th November; Elizabeth Henstridge/Iain De Caestecker
A Dahne: Simmons: "I can't be a part of your bad girl shenanigans."
Fitz: "Now you've destroyed the world's most dangerous sandwich."
American Horror Story: 'The Axeman Cometh'; 13th November; Lily Rabe/Jessica Lange/Emma Roberts
Catlin Rice Anderson: Misty: "He broke Stevie."
Sharon Seymour: Fiona: "I'd get out while you still can, Jughead."
(The first thing Madison says after being resurrected from the dead.) Madison: "I need a cigarette."
Bradley Adams: Kynazev: "If Oliver vouches for you.. then you're my second favourite American!" Kynazev was nothing if not fun. He was a really enjoyable character to have in this episode. And he was friendly too.
Diggle: "She was my wife." Felicity: "Explain that sentence." Oh Felicity...
CJ Allan: (Oliver, Felicity and Knyazev held at gunpoint. Oliver whispers in the guy's ear in Russian for 30 seconds. Bad guys disappear.) Felicity: "What did you say?" Oliver: "Please."
Jamie Coudeville: Oliver: "You're going straight to the hotel in a cab." Felicity: "No, you're leaving me with her?"
Oliver: "So we're not doing the 'what happens in Russia, stays in Russia'?" Felicity: "We're still in Russia."
Once Upon a Time In Wonderland: 'Heart of Stone'; 14th November; Emma Rigby
A Dahne: Red Queen: "When I first heard about Wonderland, I figured the Wonder was short for Wonderful, not wonder how we're going to make it."
Red Queen: "If you I wanted you to fall off the cliff, I'd push you."
Person of Interest: 'Endgame'; 12th November; Jim Caviezel/Robert John Burke/Sarah Shahi/Taraji P Henson
Bradley Adams: Reese: "Wait, that's my grenade launcher?" The realisation of this fact was fantastic. Reese couldn't believe it. This quote was also picked by DarkUFO
Carter: "It's a brave new world boys. Don't you read the papers? Anyone can listen in to your phone, even when it's turned off." This quote basically sums up the entire point of the show. Carter was so calm and composed when she said this; if not a little bit smug. This quote was also picked by Sharon Seymour
DarkUFO: Simmons: "The Man in the Suit dies tonight."
Sharon Seymour: Shaw: "Boys can't have all the toys."
Sleepy Hollow: 'The Midnight Ride'; 11th November; John Cho/Nicole Beharie
A Dahne: Brooks: "Rumours of my demise have been…pretty much true."
Abbie: "Good news and bad news. What do you want first?" Ichabod: "Is this a riddle?"
The Blacklist: 'General Ludd'; 11th November; James Spader
DarkUFO: Reddington: "You will always be her father, Sam. I can only hope that I can love her and protect her as you have."
The Originals: 'Bloodletting'; 12th November; Phoebe Tonkin
Jamie Coudeville: Hayley: "Let me go, you backstabbing, half breed, piece of sh*t."
Hayley: "You will not believe the crap day I'm having."
The Walking Dead: 'Internment'; 10th November; Scott Wilson/Norman Reedus/Chandler Riggs, Andrew Lincoln
DarkUFO: Hershel: "A sad soul can kill quicker than a germ."
Daryl: "You're a tough son of a bitch."
Sharon Seymour: Hershel: "I still think there's a plan. I still believe there's a reason."
Carl: "Dad, you can't keep me from it." Rick: "From what?" Carl: "From what always happens." Rick: "Yeah. Maybe. But I think it's my job to try."
The Vampire Diaries: 'Death and the Maiden'; 14th November; Paul Wesley/Rick Cosnett, Nina Dobrev
Jamie Coudeville: Silas: "Just a couple days ago I was psychic, I was immortal, I was in love. Now my neck hurts, my soul is crushed, I'm sitting in a bus stop in freaking Delaware." Stranger: "You're in Philly." Silas: "I'm in Philly? Ooh god, that's even worse."
Wes: "Patient is irritable. Not sure if this is a symptom or personality." (Katherine throws the recorder away) Katherine: "Personality."
What were your favourite quotes this week? Leave them in the comments!